I would do anything for love, including that!  

Kaliedascope61 41M
3157 posts
7/30/2006 6:00 pm

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I would do anything for love, including that!

In order for Saintlianna to fully accept me as the man of her dreams, I must prove my love to her by doing some pretty terrible things in her name!

No problem.

Tonight I have done my research and I am ready for my transformation into a doer of pure evil!

These are things I have done so far, and believe you me, I am more than willing to do more!

1. I have challenged lustytaurus to a duel.

2. I have stolen the lesbo's rabbit vibrator and boiled it.

3. I stabbed her teddy bear with an ice pick and then proceeded to give it a full frontal lobotomy.

4. I tucked my penis between my legs while wearing a silk robe and a blonde wig and did a creepy dance and talked about putting lotion on its skin.

5. I couldn't find any fava beans, so I got some bush's baked beans and ate those with a nice chianti.

6. I returned my blockbuster videos late, and didn't pay the late charge.

7. I have taken to living in the basement and only come out at night.

8. I made little kids cry at the grocery store by telling them there is no santa claus.

9. I am taking lessons in Hoodoo with an old Cajun woman. I just gutted my first pig! I had the guts gift wrapped and shipped overnight to [blog saintlianna]

10. I formed a cult that worships [blog Saintlianna], next week we learn how to sacrifice people.

Ten Evil things done in the name of [blog saintlianna] I will do more too, you just watch and see!

I do this because not just anyone can go in and sweep a woman like this off her feet, she is not your typical earthborn woman, she is a demoness and must be treated as such. I am the only one that is willing to delve into the darkness and become the man she dreams of.

kaliedascope61

and

saintlianna

Forever!



meerkittykat 42F

7/30/2006 6:08 pm

"4. I tucked my penis between my legs while wearing a silk robe and a blonde wig and did a creepy dance and talked about putting lotion on its skin."

Did you see "Clerks II" yet?

"Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard..."



CC doesn't deserve a man who would go so over the top for the woman of his dreams.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 6:59 am:
Nope didn't see it yet.

CC deserves anyman with a buck and some change!

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
7/30/2006 6:23 pm

Okay ... not to take away from your Evil Ways ... but someone tell me the song that was playing when Buffalo Bill was doing his little "Fuck Me" girly dance down in the basement. I lost the movie in one of my moves, and it's driving me nucking futz! (And I haven't seen CLERKS 2 yet; but every one of my friends who has said there were at least two or three scenes where they nearly pissed themselves. Now THERE'S incentive.)

All I can say in your quest to win your Evil Goddess of Luhrrrve is "laissez les bon temps rouler." Shall I send CC some black roses? On second thought ... I'll bet Sexy D and/or NSA can provide her with all the consolation she needs!

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 7:01 am:
those lesbian homewreckers! I will destroy them in my quest for the heart of saintlianna.

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
7/30/2006 7:19 pm

You killed my rabbit! What kinda person kills rabbits? You are pure evil! What did my rabbit ever do to you...umm, well, ok it did do some damage, but that's no reason to go on a vibrator killing spree!

You and Saint deserve each other. I bet she will get a wicked chuckle out of your madness!

Don't ask me to gift wrap anymore pig guts for your [blog saintlianna], you can forget about it!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 7:04 am:
Your starting to look a lot like billy ray cyris, I don't even reconize you anymore!

Go with your homewrecker, but you better watch your back, I hear you have pissed off one crazy lesbo friend of yours!

meerkittykat 42F

7/30/2006 11:24 pm

    Quoting _Safira:
    Okay ... not to take away from your Evil Ways ... but someone tell me the song that was playing when Buffalo Bill was doing his little "Fuck Me" girly dance down in the basement. I lost the movie in one of my moves, and it's driving me nucking futz! (And I haven't seen CLERKS 2 yet; but every one of my friends who has said there were at least two or three scenes where they nearly pissed themselves. Now THERE'S incentive.)

    All I can say in your quest to win your Evil Goddess of Luhrrrve is "laissez les bon temps rouler." Shall I send CC some black roses? On second thought ... I'll bet Sexy D and/or NSA can provide her with all the consolation she needs!
Song's called "Goodbye Horses" by a Electronica group called "Psyche."

And there's more than 2 or 3 scenes where bladder control becomes and issue.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 7:05 am:
bladder control is never an issue!

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
7/31/2006 3:41 am

Song's called "Goodbye Horses" by a Electronica group called "Psyche."

You are today's goddess. *kisses* {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 7:06 am:
Saintlianna is the only goddess on this blog!!! Now go apologize for your insult or suffer the wrath!!!!!!!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/31/2006 5:03 am

o my god ,pmsl ,the sexy robe and dace sound as if it could have been great to watch


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 7:07 am:
I never felt sexier dancing.

__poet__ 45M
3583 posts
7/31/2006 7:27 am

Turn out badly? I was told to watch your back....

and sacrifice people...

I suggest you try her obsession...

Food for thought....

"There are no shortcuts to life's greatest achievements; therefore we take these risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping us!"poet
Come visit my little corner to hide...


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 8:03 am:
I saw the homewreckers blog, nobody your after is a threat to me, my focus is soley on my goal.

Go forth and wreck your havoc!

Sorceror07 54M

7/31/2006 7:35 am

need a "human sacrifice instructor" ? ....i'm an expert

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 8:03 am:
I know I saw your ad in the paper, I'll be attending your class.

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/31/2006 8:40 am

That's just too great! Thanks for the chuckle.

DustStormDiva


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 9:23 am:
This is no laughing matter! The only one aloud to chuckle is saintlianna.

Cuteness is to sweet for this blog, you must be prepared to become an evil doer!


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
7/31/2006 10:39 am

Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 10:06 am:
Saintlianna is the only goddess on this blog!!! Now go apologize for your insult or suffer the wrath!!!!!!!


Back-off, monkey-boy. Don't be messin' with Medea. I'm older. I'm meaner. And not only do I have more insurance, my thesaurus is bigger than yours. I'm taking nothing away from your Demon Love Goddess, who reigns supreme. She knows I adore only her. Now show some manners to your elders, or I'll get her to let me flog you in front of everyone.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 12:12 pm:
To most that would be a threat, but to me it sounds like fun!

flog away pain girl!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 12:13 pm:
One more thing, im not monkey boy...that would be magahee.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/31/2006 12:28 pm

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

You are off to a great start, but you done fucked up on the Bush's baked beans, you are supposed to eat them with a human liver, or at the very least Magahee's.

Dont forget to slap Taurus across the face with your dueling glove.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 12:59 pm:
See how evil I can be!

Oh and lusty got slapped all right, just wasn't with a dueling glove!

and I'm eating liver as we speak.

akron42   
2375 posts
7/31/2006 6:40 pm

After all your evil deeds, how could Saintlianna HELP but love you! "killed the wabbit,killed the wabbit!"


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/1/2006 8:53 am:
She is coming around! And to make sure I got more evil deeds planned! and maybe some not planned.

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
7/31/2006 10:29 pm

Well hell, I leave and don't check blogs for a week and you go and fall in love. Who knew? You are such a silly goose Kalie.

Artistic


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/1/2006 8:54 am:
I'm no goose! unless they're evil!

TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
7/31/2006 11:57 pm

Dude, you do realize you're not right....?


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/1/2006 8:54 am:
The voices tell me I'm a pretty cool guy!

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
8/1/2006 12:32 am

and challenging LT to a duel is supposed to prove something? lol
ger


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/1/2006 8:55 am:
I see your point, I'm going to need more of a challange. Someone who will put up a fight.

clitalicious67 49F

8/1/2006 6:43 pm

I just have to say you are one of my favorite freaks...hugs C~


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/1/2006 6:49 pm:
Who you calling a freak? I'm no freak, I'm a evil doer!

For that I will do some evil on you!

I'm gonna put a hoo doo hex on you now!!!

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
8/2/2006 3:53 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Ya are getting close..but..she is very demanding ya know..after this..she will just want more..ya can't see the forest for the trees hun..open your eyes.
And THAT is why MZHUNY is THE ORACLE!!!!!!!!!!!



{=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/3/2006 5:20 am:
NO she isn't i proved her wrong!

ButteryDelight 58F

8/2/2006 8:45 am

Ooooookay now. Glad it's you and not me.
Now what's for the encore?

Buttery Delight


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/3/2006 5:20 am:
I have no idea, we will just have to see where my fuzzy little brain takes me.

__poet__ 45M
3583 posts
8/2/2006 7:53 pm

[post 452604]

Gotcha back bro...

"There are no shortcuts to life's greatest achievements; therefore we take these risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping us!"poet
Come visit my little corner to hide...


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/3/2006 5:21 am:
I'm going to have to give you a list of more people!

digdug41 49M

8/2/2006 9:24 pm

thats too funny I think yall are all nuts, you, lianna and magahee but it makes for great reading when your down

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/3/2006 5:21 am:
I think they are pretty nutty myself! Good thing there is normal people like me and you to balance it all out!

KittyOKane 45F

8/3/2006 4:55 am

Fun reading, but I'm afraid my ADD will keep me from keeping up with it!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/3/2006 5:22 am:
thats the beauty of it, it is all written by people with ADD!

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
8/4/2006 11:10 pm

An evil goose then...


Kaliedascope61 replies on 8/9/2006 6:04 pm:
I'm not evil anymore, I have a hair stylist.

justaskme779 37F

8/21/2006 4:08 am

I've only just started reading blogs and I have to say yours has given me my first proper giggle!
Things we do for love/lust huh...


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