From the mouths of the heartstruck  

Kaliedascope61 41M
3157 posts
3/18/2006 10:01 am

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From the mouths of the heartstruck

From the mouths of the heartstruck

I met this beautiful woman over the summer, she was amazing in every way. We started out as friends, or at least she did.

I on the other hand wanted her from the first time I saw her. We were hanging out at a pub one night having a few drinks and just chatting. She always made me so nervous and I couldn't hold a conversation with her with out stamaring and saying stupid things.

But then something brillant escaped from my lips. I don't usually toot my horn, (not that horn, the other one) but I gotta with this one.

Everything changed, and I was one lucky man after that.

I was feeling like an idiot wondering what was wrong with me.....she was in mid sentence, and I was looking right into her blue eyes, and when she took a breath I said.....

"you make me retarded"

You may, or may not have seen this before, but now that I have a lot more people coming here I wanted to share some of my older stuff with my newer friends, hope you enjoy.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/18/2006 2:49 pm

You could have said worse

Purry {=}


Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:06 pm:
I could have, but I don't think I could have said better.

HBowt2 58F

3/18/2006 3:39 pm

wonderful chat up line...lmao.....

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:07 pm:
I don't know if I could ever say it again as a chat up line.

catseyes23 61F

3/18/2006 5:12 pm

That certainly is a good way to get yourself noticed!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:08 pm:
I never knew being retarded was charming

southrnpeach333 50F

3/18/2006 7:43 pm

would have gotten me!!!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/18/2006 7:54 pm:
Mark this as my 1,000 comment, You will recieve a full portfolio of pictures of my rear! and others of me doing unspeakable things to myself, and my new inflatable date

rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
3/18/2006 7:47 pm

I have felt like that before but have never actually had those words escape my lips.
Funny one!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:10 pm:
You'd be surprised what comes out of my mouth when I don't know what to say.

mangomamiCT 41F

3/18/2006 9:04 pm

explains a lot about men

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:10 pm:
explains alot about me too

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
3/18/2006 10:43 pm

i hate it when a have such an awe sucking crush that it renders me inarticulate

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:13 pm:
Not me i love it!

jadedbabe78 105F

3/18/2006 10:47 pm

That's classic . It sure would have snapped me to attention .

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:13 pm:
next time I talk to you, we will find out

Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 1:22 am

ohhhhh yeah, i've been there... alot! tongue tied and inarticulate, damned uncomfortable place to be too.

funny thing is i STILL get that way

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:14 pm:
I think its a great place to be! such a thrill, course i didn't have a bag o goodies at the time!

2943 posts
3/19/2006 1:27 am

That is the most retarded thing I ever did hear...just joking!
It's sweet...just like you....giggles...xo


Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:14 pm:
heyyyyy who you callin sweet!

cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/19/2006 9:13 am

That sure beats"You make me feelfunnyall over"

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:15 pm:
I don't know if it does....maybe you could say tingly all over!

twirly_girl 47F

3/19/2006 10:38 am

If a man said that to me? I'd laugh and then throw him down and do him. haha
For a guy to admit that you make him tongue tied?
Very flattering.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:15 pm:
go check your email

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/19/2006 11:01 am

absolutely lovely....

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:16 pm:
absolutely retarded

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
3/19/2006 11:55 am

charming did she stay with you after that ?

I'm a

i'm here to stay

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:16 pm:
Had a great romance through the whole summer. No hard feelings after it ended.

crazygurl2xx 56F

3/19/2006 8:12 pm

i DO love that story!!!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:42 pm:
ahhh that story loves you too

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/19/2006 8:19 pm

I love it! My favorite thing is those off the wall little things that people say when they can't think of what to say!! -B

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/19/2006 8:43 pm:
mine too!

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/20/2006 2:58 am

LOL. It is funny what people say some times.

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/20/2006 8:04 am:
It is funny, i like to keep a record of such things.

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