It don't rhyme but I'm feelin the spirit  

KMA5 40M
383 posts
12/24/2005 8:35 pm

Last Read:
3/6/2006 6:45 am

It don't rhyme but I'm feelin the spirit

Twas the night before Christmas, just like it is now
Everything was stirring thanks to Viagra, Jack Daniels and some broken heaters
The children were all nestled and snug in their beds
Because the sugar rush wore off and they came down REAL hard
Mom was wearing those fuzzy handcuffs and I think I still had on that condom
We had just settled down for a post orgasmic nap
When out on the porch came a lot of friggin noise
I tore off my condom (oow!) and reclaimed my poise
I rushed to the window and what should appear but a mini Cooper with some killer spinners
The little fuckin speedster did donuts on my lawn
I threw on my housecoat and grabbed my bat with a yawn
The night air was cold as I searched for that bitch
A noise from the house made me turn with a twitch
I ran back inside posthaste & forthwith
To find a man in red messin with our Christmas shit
He was rearranging the presents and adding ones of his own
And replacing the lights I had purposely broke to keep the fuckin things from blinking
He knocked off my tinsel and without turning his back
He ate my cookies and drank the milk I left for my snack
This jolly bastard was systematicaly killin my neat freak
And whistling while he did it, so that made my anger peak
As he arose from his work, he gave me a nod
and with a smile took a swig of my Jim Beam ...grog
I swung at that dude and gave him a fright
I chased him out into the cold Christmas night
I tried to apologize as my temper came down
I wanted to thank Santa for coming to town
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
"Fuck You!!!"

I'm doin so much good deeds this year. When you come back next year Santa, we gonna have words


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
12/26/2005 6:50 pm

Hello Guy!!! Nite befire Xmass .. funnyyyyyy!!!!
Sorry havnt been around lately .. will try to make it up.

Got a large bunch of Jessica pics for you to see ..or download if you like them. go to ... cadillac-classics ... dought ...komm forski, ...oops, ...fore-slash .. jessica ... 6 pages of them !!!

Say, just so you know, is some carolina guy using your pic I think ... check out diesel_118 or diesel_118


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
12/28/2005 10:22 am

Hi .. glad you got that dealt with, and got yer cock back ... stealing your cock .. how low does it get .. lol.

Wishing You a great Holiday Season for Xmas and New Year.!!

Lil Jessica .. still lol


KMA5 40M
771 posts
12/30/2005 5:08 am

Hey LilSquirt. Thanks for lookin out for me and thanks for the fruitcake. K, You didn't send fruitcake but its the thought that counts
I see Jess is starting to claim billing.


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