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To Shave or Not to Shave
To Shave or Not to Shave
I think men are entirely too scared of the razor.
Several times at work the topic has come up at lunchtime. One guy will comment that his wife or girlfriend asked him to shave.
Utter pandemonium insues!
It amazes me that these full grown men who would never be caught dead fully dressed in a men's sauna somehow think that shaving is for Gay men only.
I should probably mention that I work in construction, by my estimation the last bastion of the true homophobe.
My question to them has always been: "If only your wife ever sees you naked, and she asked you to do it..... HOW does that make it a gay thing to do?"
The only answer I ever get is a shudder and a feigned vomit.
Of course all the while, I'm smirking inside because I've been shaving for years.
It started on Valentine's Day. My wife's friend offered to babysit for us OVERNIGHT so we could go out and get a hotel room. Anyone who's ever had a kid knows how precious time like that can be when they're babies.
I wanted to make it a special occasion, so while she was putting on her make-up I jumped into the shower and got bald.
All night long I was anticipating her reaction. I was more than a litle bit nervous.
She did not disappoint me. She was THRILLED!
Since then, I keep it up about as well as she does. If we know we're in for action we'll both take care of the landscaping, but sometimes we have sex when one or the other has slacked off.
It's no big deal either way, but when it's skin-on-skin and all sweaty and slippery..... oh DAMN.
There are other benefits, too. You don't sweat or stink as much. You dry off faster after a shower.
And if you shave your ass (as I prefer to do) it makes it a whole lot easier to stay clean, if you catch my drift.
Here's my deal: Shave the cock, balls (a pain in the ass, but worth it)and all around the pubic area. I usually leave a small tuft of hair just above the base of my dick, but not always.
I also like to shave my stomach, except for a very defined line from my navel to my dick.
I'm not real hairy to begin with, so it's not a big deal if I let it go for a week or 2.
Guys.... if you like your woman to shave, I HIGHLY recomend you try it yourself. If you can orchestrate it so you're both freshly shaved the first time you have sex that way ..... you'll be hooked.
And the itchiness of grow back isn't that big of a deal once you've seen the promissed land.
Try it at least once. You'll both enjoy it, I promise.
1/12/2006 7:26 pm
you're not the first to stand on this soap box|
1/12/2006 8:01 pm
I may not be the first, but I venture that I'm the cutest.
1/12/2006 9:01 pm
Nope, Bambi says I'm the cutest! LOL|
You don't have to preach to me, I'm sold on shaving.