My dick .....  

KDR305 46M/46F
247 posts
2/10/2006 6:05 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My dick .....

can be my best friend or my worst enemy.

Sometimes at the same time.

Most days I wake up with a raging erection. Sometimes I look down and wonder what I missed while I was sleeping.

Some days I hop into the shower before work and he's just as ready to go as he was when I first woke up.

(sorry for calling my dick "him", but there are only so many euphemisms to go 'round).

Other times it's like my brain and my dick have gone seperate ways between the bed and the shower.

I feel as though I "deserve" a nice jerk before I go to work, and all of a sudden, Mr. Ironrod decides to take a nap. Only to spring back to full attention once I'm dressed and on my way.

Now I know why ignorant men are known as pricks.

It's almost as though my cock sometimes decides that if my wife isn't there, he doesn't need to perform.

There have been days when I masturbated 3 or 4 times when my wife wasn't home. You would think that would be enough to calm things down a bit.

Nope. The moment she enters the room..... shwing!

Tent pole.

7 times out of 10 she notices it and is annoyed.

Guys.... if you had visual evidence every time your lady was turned on by you would it annoy you, or make you feel good?

Gals: Why are you so bothered by the fact that you make us horny?

You'd rather we didn't resort to strip clubs, porn or internet without you, but many of you feel as though it's your job to police our sexuality.

I guess many of you feel that fucking a rubber dick and thinking about it being attached to a stranger is somehow different than watching porn.

Not sure how you justify that, but it's kind of beside the point.

It has always seemed to me that women are most comfortable with a guy who keeps his masturbation secret, as they do.

She might be slamming herself with a 14 inch dildo while he's not around, but she doesn't tell him about it.

So when he has the audacity to mention that he had a great fantasy about her while jerking off, she is confronted with a difficult dilemma.

"Do I admit to my fantasies and masturbation? Or do I keep up the prude context I've been trying to maintain even while swallowing his cum and begging him to fuck my ass?"

Ladies, please.

Just tell us what you want, and stop worrying about what your mom or your girlfriends will think.

They're not thinking about you while they're seducing your husband.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/10/2006 6:23 pm

Being open is key

Purry {=}


MrNuttz05 49M

2/10/2006 7:04 pm

You are admitting that you MASURBATE???? What kind of man are you??? Hey, welcome to the club! I can only speak for myself, but let me make this clear... ALL MEN MASURBATE... Most lie about it. Sometimes we have to resort to that to keep the harmony... Between wife & hubby, or just man & society.... Take your pic.

KDR305 46M/46F

2/10/2006 7:12 pm


I agree totally. Why is it so difficult for many women to BE open?

Besides the obvious reasons.

I'm talking about otherwise sexually liberated women who still have hang-ups about openly discussing masturbation, fantasies, fetishes and the like.

I don't understand people who purposefully limit their sexuality. Or people who appologize for their sexuality.

Frankly, I'm becoming pretty irritated with the entire concespt.


KDR305 46M/46F

2/10/2006 7:14 pm


Darling... it couldn't take over my brain. There's no room left in there since I met you!

Oh.... damn. That was cheesy as hell.

Woody says "hi".


KDR305 46M/46F

2/10/2006 7:17 pm


Yeah... I've been flaunting that convention for years now. I'm a bad man, but I'm happily honest.

How about harmony between man and self? Pretty much key if you want the other harmonies to exist at all, don't you think?

southrnpeach333 50F

2/10/2006 7:58 pm

I know my husband masturbates in the shower in the mornings. I am open about masturbation but he is squeemish talking about it. I am open with about the fact that I masturbate. I like to do it when I am alone though. Let's face if it itches you scratch it.

actlikeanimals 60F

2/10/2006 8:05 pm

Frankly, I enjoy a man's erection and I love to see his hardness through his pants. Everytime no matter where. I'm just one of those women who like to agge it on I suppose. When I see my man walking about with a hard on, it excites me. EVERYTIME. I can't wait to get my hands on him. Rub it, take it out, caress it and god, drop to my knees and suck him right then and there.
You say its like that coming out of the shower. Please, you are killin me! Come out of the shower and dry off in front of me.. I WANT you to. I WANT to see you and I want you to enjoy me ogling the site of all of your body parts.
I don't understand these women who have such a problem with it. They say one thing WHEN they are ready, but another when he is whether it be as often or not.
You say you masterbate..4 or 5 times and think that is enough but when she walks in the room, there it goes again. WHY can't I find men like that!!!
I love to see a man masterbate for me.ANYTIME! and TELL me about it when I am not home too! I want to know how I could have helped you. I want him to stand in front of me and do it..I want him to know that my hot mouth is ready, open and excited to have his load sprayed on my face, between my breasts and down my throat.. Oh yeaha...
I must be obcessed.
This woman masterbates quite frequently. I am not ashamed to say it and will tell my man. I want it to turn him on as much as it does me and I want him to know he can place his fingers there anytime or kiss the pearl that is only for him. Secretly I have always wanted a man that could enjoy watching me masterbate over and over and over again..till my body is exhausted and he is tearing at the walls and ceiling to get to me....

firestarter665 42M/39F

2/11/2006 9:22 am

From my own personal experience, men want sex all the time. Even if they don't say so and the option presents itself, they are willing. I don't get annoyed at the fact that every morning my hubby wakes up with an erection and wants sex. He gets annoyed that I say no sometimes.

Purry is right, being open is the key. My hubby knows when I mastrubate and I know when he does. There is nothing wrong with it, sometimes the need for an orgasm comes when your partner is not around. Sometimes we even mastrubate in front of each other. It makes for a very hot time!

caressmewell 53F

2/11/2006 4:19 pm

I masturbate because my husband is not interested in sex and has not been for a long time and I don't have a FWB to help me out. My husband refuses to discuss sex (this is why I'm on this friendly site now). In the past I have tried to be very open some men can handle it and some can't.

KDR305 46M/46F

2/12/2006 8:02 pm

farmgirl~ The problem is: "This day and age" is the 21st century. Everyone needs to stand up and claim their sexuality!"

peach~ Yeah...scratch that itch!

actlike~ You should hire yourself out to talk to women about the joys of sex! I SO need to visit your blog! Nuff said.....

firestarter~ I agree that Purry is right, but communication doesn't equal ejaculation, does it? My wife may (and does) know that I am a masturbation fanatic. Doesn't change the fact that she only wants it when she wants it. The sight of me with an erection does nothing for her unless she's already horny herself. Which I don't think is such a rare quality among women. Except maybe actlike.... who I MUST get to know better ASAP!

KDR305 46M/46F

2/12/2006 8:08 pm


I have just decided to turn-up my storytelling a couple of notches.

---> assuming that what you've read so far has been enjoyable.

It's SO easy for me to connect with what you like (I think) and if I can help you through this difficult time in any way, I here for you.

One thing I can tell you for sure.... if he's not interested in sex, it has NOTHING to do with you!

KDR305 46M/46F

2/16/2006 11:10 pm

Ms. Shawn~

She makes me wish I had 2! That way we could just keep rotating until she got tired!

KDR305 46M/46F

2/18/2006 10:21 pm


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