Triceratops Faced Troutman  

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12/29/2005 8:09 am

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Triceratops Faced Troutman

Mood Like Fish in Pants

Here are some long lost and recently unearthed anthropological reference photos of the rarely seen Triceratops Faced Troutman. Once thought to be only the stuff of myth and legend this striking specimen was accidentally spotted and clandestinely photographed by a nymphomaniac nighttime bird watcher in the east Missouri wilds. This is a montage of him performing what appeared to be some sort of ceremonial springtime fertility rites by the light of his own full buttcheek moon.

He was never spotted again after this but allegedly upon this one and only sighting the nymphomaniac bird watcher was instantly and quite hopelessly struck and smitten with a deeply neurotic obsession. And still to this day she sadly spends every waking hour combing every fleeting trail and every desolate creek bed in search of her elusive and reclusive woodland creature.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/29/2005 1:01 pm

To find your true love and watch it slip away and never find it again. Searching aimlessly, you never reach your goal. The frustration must be high. Tread lightly when approaching this nymphymaniac bird.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/29/2005 5:16 pm

awwwww what a lovely story xxxxxxxxxx


12/30/2005 5:04 am

There are rumors that arose that the nymphomaniac bird watcher was so spellbound by observing the fertility rites of the Triceratops Faced Troutman that she could not contain herself and was magnetically pulled stright into his bizarre ritual.

Since his rites were based around emerging springtime sexuality the Troutman allegedly incorporated her quite natually into his rites. One Antropologist claimed that he got her to begin speaking in detail about what he did with her but at a certain quite heated point in her descriptioon she simply lost the ability to speak and then just sat there frozen, staring itno space, completely dumbfounded with only a far off gaze in her eyes. Like an animal that had been completely and utterly stunned. A half hout later her nornmal senses seemed to have returned but she had no memory of even giving the interview.

In a separate incident another interview was supposedly attempted with identical reuslts.


mysteriesofme 44F

12/30/2005 3:02 pm

where did the mosquitos come in? (she sits on the edge of her seat biting her fingernails..eyes peeled on the screen)

EroticaXTC 50F

11/15/2009 12:31 am

Striking Indeed!!
Even in such a TINY pic, I can sense his power to smote and smite the helpless nymphomaniac that dwells within all females!
One almost feels overcome with neuroerotic inclinations just by being in this post!
Are you sure he hasn't been spotted near the GrandPenis?

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