The Danish Statue Groping Incident  

KC_JJ 53M
5219 posts
12/7/2005 11:45 pm

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The Danish Statue Groping Incident

Mood - virally challenged

I had a huge new and original concept to relate tonight but being the viral rights activist that I am I think I may have made this case of influenza I've contracted a little too welcome and it's affecting my ability to prolifically blog on as usual.

So sorry if I don't get to responding to newer comments or commenting myself in the blogs of others.

What I am doing here is reposting a comment that I recently left in mysteriesofme's blog that was bouncing off of the idea of Edvard Munch's painting The Scream[post 161009] getting stolen.
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I first assumed that story covered the newest theft from beginning to end but after rereading it I now see that the last thefts painting still seems be out there.

Worth 19 million!

Also it's reminding me of once when I was in a Danish museum I was incredibly horny and had been going through quite a long spell of involuntary sexual abstinence (hadn't had any for too long) so I quite stupidly felt up a marble staue. It may have been in the Danish National Museum and may have been a priceless Thorvaldsen sculture.

Well, I shouldn't have done it at all because every peice of the art in there is rigged up to the equivalent of an earthquake seismometer which records all local vibrations around the individual work of art. Signals from all of these seismometers are all networked into a central security data center and guards are immediately summoned if any irregular "eathquakes" are sensed.

I was not aware of the trouble I had really stirred up unitl I had left the general area. Soon I saw a bunch of very serious looking guards rushing towards the area where I'd just felt up the statue. It then began to dawn on me what I'd really done. Luckily they had no video surveillence yet installed at that time so there was really no evidence left behind of the incident.

I'll never be pulling anything like that again!

KC_JJ

PS. An additional image of the interior of the Danish National Museum can be seen here...Late Addition to "The Danish Statue Groping Incident"


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rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
12/7/2005 11:51 pm

Get well soon!!! Drink lots of fluids and sleep it off



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2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
12/8/2005 1:19 am

Copping a feel in the museum I can see. But the statue? That must have been one very dry spell indeed.

Hope you're feeling better.


MISS_KINK 38F

12/8/2005 8:05 am

Hope you are feeling better darling,
As for your grope session..........I applaud you though you could have gotten in to some big trouble.
But marble is so very yummy to rub all over, oops did I just say that.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/8/2005 10:40 am

"involuntary sexual abstinence" That describes me perfectly. I think I am gonna go cry now. The flu sucks the big one, maybe its just a 24 hour one. NyQuil!!!!!!!


KC_JJ 53M

12/8/2005 11:18 am

2xbitten wrote....

"Copping a feel in the museum I can see. But the statue? That must have been one very dry spell indeed.

Hope you're feeling better."

You've obviously not been exposed to much Thorvaldsen. Rhodan can also raise quite big lump in your jeans.

I actually think you should be allowed to feel up statues in a museum but the extra security they have to hire might then drive the entry price through the ceiling.

Thanks for the well wish. I think my body is now building up antibodies of the bird flu.

KC_JJ

thanks for the

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mysteriesofme 44F

12/8/2005 5:55 pm

"never be pulling anything.." lol


KC_JJ 53M

12/9/2005 3:18 pm

The worship worthy miss kink wrote...

"Hope you are feeling better darling,
As for your grope session..........I applaud you though you could have gotten in to some big trouble.
But marble is so very yummy to rub all over, oops did I just say that."

Today ( 12-09-05 ) I am feeling slightly better so my health is defintiely on the upswing. Your well wishes definitely helped.

Well, if you'd someday we might try sculpture groping together at LACMA or even skinny dipping in the tar pits there.

We're really almost neighbors you know.

I've still never been to the Getty. There must be plenty of things to grope there! That is before they have to send them back due to them having been bought hot off the black market.

The Norton Simon in Pasadena might also be good for a grope.

Or maybe you know a better place.

KC_JJ

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KC_JJ 53M

12/9/2005 11:19 pm

Hey Sister SaintLi!

"involuntary sexual abstinence" That describes me perfectly. I think I am gonna go cry now. The flu sucks the big one, maybe its just a 24 hour one. NyQuil!!!!!!!

Yes, involuntary sexual abstinece. Something we definitely seem to have in common.

I have this steadily growing feeling (someplace on my body) that if we both sensed each others immediate presence in actual physical reality that the raw sexual savagery with which we'd likely (involuntarily/instinctually) tear into each other with would release enough energy to send a rocket to a few neigboring galaxies and back and then some.

And you're right about the flu, IT REALLY SUCKS!!!! And I should get some of that Nyquil. I hear if you take enough of that Dextromethorphan stuff that's in it you go straight out of body and some compare the experience to that of Ketamine.

But I'm half way through it and it ain't a 24 one. I think it'll probably end up being a full weeker (not a TwoWeeker but that's something completely different - you'll figger it out)

I found an old bottle of Vicodin that my dad never touched when he had hernia surgery last year so that has helped ease the discomfort.

Here's an old Richard Nixon Nyquil story for ya.

Every night before he went to bed ol' "Tricky Dick" enjoyed a nite cap that was 50% scotch and 50% Nyquil.

That's almost as bad as Joe Don Baker's detective character from the newer version of Cape Fear who would take a shot of Jack Daniels and then chase it with Pepto Bismol.

KC_JJ

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KC_JJ 53M

12/10/2005 12:07 am

Hey mysteriesO'me,

Hope you don't mind that I borrowed my own comment from your blog but I was just too "illin" to write much on my own so I cheated.

"never be pulling anything.." lol

These daze I'm sure they have video surveillence there so I was lucky to not have been seen all over the national television broadcasts there for that.

ANyone see that guy who got videotaped putting on some womans lingerie recently? I automatically assume that I'm videotaped now almost anyplace that I am.

Therefore I always really ham it up no matter what I'm doing!

Just joking- sort of...

KC_JJ

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KC_JJ 53M

9/27/2006 6:55 pm

Yes but if you want to avoid incarceration remember to only do that where the statues aren't wired up for either grope inspired earthquakes or video surveillance.

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