Six More Reasons Transblucency Might Not Be a Brit  

KC_JJ 53M
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4/11/2006 6:51 pm

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Six More Reasons Transblucency Might Not Be a Brit

This also coming in way too late for being tagged by

Transblucency
Transblucency

The overall trajectory of this post is comng hot off the razored spiked demonic hell heels of Evil Vixen Giasine's stupendously royal grilling of Transblucency in her post [post 287707] which he won as a prize for contributing her 666th comment.

1. I saw him use the term 'schedule' once in an email and he did not use it in such a way that appeared that he may have intended it to be prounounced like "shedge-yule" like any proper Englishman would.

2. he doesn't look inbred and his teeth aren't all over the map plus he's definitely not rude ,arrogant or effeminate enuogh to truly be from England.

3.I heard him use the term French Fries and a true Union Jacker would have said 'chips'.

4. He once asked to borrow a wrench rather than a 'spanner'.

5. he does not own a goofy looking trashed bicycle which looks like it was a prop from the film Mary Poppins.

6. When he gets rip roaring drunk the fights he picks have nothing to do with "football" (known in the US as soccer)

And again I'm gonna bust da chain and not tag anyone else!



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rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/11/2006 11:25 pm

Yeah! Wait...don't ever give a limey the way out.

Manchester U sucks!

Go Morton Football Club!

The Queen eats old cheese!

LET'S GO METS!!!


KC_JJ 53M

4/12/2006 2:59 am

So Cockme,

You get a date yet for friday? I'll now go see if I can answer that at your blog.

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rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/12/2006 3:11 am

Not just yet....I might just go out of town to make myself happy. I really should go to the ocean.

I feel the pull, you know?

Does that sound stupid and new age faggy?

I hope not. I miss the water.

Must get in it.

LET'S GO METS!!!


KC_JJ 53M

4/12/2006 5:41 am

No I can relate.

I feel those same pulls and I regret it when I neglect the impulses to answer or follow them. Water has some form of balancing quality to it. Even if only watched in the form of ripples on the surface of a pool or lake. Or getting lost hypnotically in the mesmerizing undulations of repetitive ocean waves. Even in observing it in it's atmospherically vaporous form when cloud watching can exert that balancing type of effect.

yeah those words you used can often have that potential to sound new agey and 'faggy' so to speak, but not coming from you.

The last galpal I had always got super horny with even just a little exposure to the great outdoors. It was like just take her out to the wilds and that will for sure cause her to get buck wild herself.

I considered it a very respectble, fully wholesome and quite healthy trait.

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giasine 42F

4/13/2006 11:28 pm

I'll show you a razored, spiked, demonic, hell heel...

Meet me around the corner...

In the dark.



Thanks for the props!

PS: Trans might be getting too full of himself with all this attention he's getting. We might have to lock him in the cabinet under the stairs again for a while.


KC_JJ 53M

4/14/2006 4:47 am

That too dang delicious daughter of the devil dominantly demanded...

I'll show you a razored, spiked, demonic, hell heel...

Meet me around the corner...

In the dark.


I thought you'd never ask!!!

And just where has that blue boy gone anyway? He's not yet left even a small clue that he might have yet seen this latest tribute. Or bashing as the case may be.

Ps. if were to attempt to ride my bike (tonight) to the general regions surrounding the Straight of Juan Da FuckYa' should I also bring some rain gear with me?'


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giasine 42F

4/15/2006 8:24 am

Absolutely... bring the rain gear... and an extra supply of bandages and pain killers.

You'll need it.


Transblucency 44M

4/16/2006 11:11 pm

You guys! You shouldn't have!

1. I saw him use the term 'schedule' once in an email and he did not use it in such a way that appeared that he may have intended it to be prounounced like "shedge-yule" like any proper Englishman would.

Damnit, I was hoping that would slip past, but nothing escapes the All-Seeing Eye of KC_JJ. You are correct, I do Americanize all my pronounciations, even the ones that you might not immediately be able to tell from the written version. Except Aluminum. I draw the damned line somewhere, sirrah!


2. he doesn't look inbred and his teeth aren't all over the map plus he's definitely not rude ,arrogant or effeminate enuogh to truly be from England.


It's possible because, like my two fondest detractors, I'm actually a colonial. Sure, I mostly went to school in England and my passport says I'm English, but I was actually born in Zimbabwe. True, that.


3.I heard him use the term French Fries and a true Union Jacker would have said 'chips'.


I gave up on that fight long ago. The looks of confusion and proffered bags of nachos in years past weaned me from the pronounciations of my youth. These days I prefer to insist on "freedom fries" with a sarcastic glint in my eye.


4. He once asked to borrow a wrench rather than a 'spanner'.


*grin* No problem with that one. "Wrench" sounds a lot more manly and appropriate to the tool-using opposably-thumbed alpha-male than the downright 'faggy' term "spanner.

Maybe I'm not English after all? Hmmm...


5. he does not own a goofy looking trashed bicycle which looks like it was a prop from the film Mary Poppins.


Is this an English thing?

6. When he gets rip roaring drunk the fights he picks have nothing to do with "football" (known in the US as soccer)

Actually, this is a good example of me being not-very-english. See, I also lived a lot in India (my dad was a foreign correspondent for a British paper) and I didn't start going to school in Britain until I was about nine. When I got there, I discovered all the kids were talking about these footballers and teams that I had never heard of, and I never really felt the urge to catch up.

So, if I'm honest, football (soccer, as you yanquis will have it) and cricket bore the tits off me. There. I said it.

[quote ]And again I'm gonna bust da chain and not tag anyone else![quote ]

I think I tagged one other person before I got bored of describing what tagging entailed. I figured that someone else would get around to getting them. And I was mostly right.

You are excused. Particularly after such an awesome assault upon my very character. It's true though, I can be accused sometimes of pulling a Hugh Grant and trading on my Englishness, particularly when I've fucked up.

"Oh I say, I'm terribly sorry. Silly old me, forgetting to stay under the speed limit/file that TPS report/not have sex with that transexual prostitute. Crikey!"

It seems to work surprisingly well. By the way, I have bragged for years that no cupboard under the stairs can hold me for long! Ha ha!!


Transblucency 44M

4/17/2006 1:00 am

Nice Union Jack, by the way. It vaguely reminds me of my student days when I once became hypnotized by my own pants.

There's a story there. I shall have to tell it one day.


KC_JJ 53M

4/17/2006 3:08 pm

For me the cliffhanger element of the teaser you gave hinges on if you were hypnotised by the pants themselves or by what lie within them.

And also of course if any extraneous chemical elements were also involved.

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Transblucency 44M

4/17/2006 7:39 pm

Yes.


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