Redheads and Celtic Queens Revisited  

KC_JJ 54M
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12/20/2005 12:42 am

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Redheads and Celtic Queens Revisited

Mood - Hysterically Historical

And let's not forget those bodacious tatas.

OK, now that I've finally got a healthy computer going I'll get down to some real business with this idea.

It'll be steadily pieced together now until I conk out cold so this time I'm really going to do it!

By sun-up it should be in it's completed form so check back then for the final finale.
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The following is yet another in a series of excerpts taken from the imaginary, hardbound, library-like reference book entitled,,, The Illustrated Lexicon of Not Quite Amazing and Oftentimes Ridiculous Mental Distractions of KC_JJ That Noboby Really Gives a Rats Ass About (c) 2005

The term "Bodacious Tatas" was quite recently brought into the popular vernacular by David Keith's charcater of Sid Whorley who was the buddy of Richard Gere's character of Zack Mayo(naise) in the 1982 film An Officer and A Gentleman.

The term "bodacious" is rooted in the name 'Boudicca' or 'Boadicea'. Warrior Queen Boudicca was the redheaded, big busted leader of the Celtic Iceni tribe. She organized and led the Celtic tribes of zero century Britain to stand against the Romans in a quite valiant but failed attempt to try to expel them somewhere around the very beginning of the Christian Era (CE or AD anno domini). (ie. the first years of our current time/year counting systems)

Throughout my life it has been a rather common thing that redheads have an attraction to me. This remains somewhat of an unsolved enigma (not enema) to me but it's never really been something that I would consider "bothersome" or annoying. Quite a good deal of these redheads have also had "bodacious tatas". That has also proven to be a relatively nonintrusive and quite tolerable aspect of this phenomenon.

My first Redhead was my 2nd girlfriend. Now she was not prodigioudly bodacious in the tata dept. but she made up for it in sheer raw willingness to screw nonstop for 24hrs straight so in that regard she still gets my top rankings.

She had an Irish Catholic background and mostly grew up without a father figure but she so closely idetified with Lucille Ball (in her "I Love Lucy" role ) that Dezi Arnaz (in his role as Ricky Ricardo) was essentially her "dark &
swarthy" dream boy image.

Somehow I plugged straight into that symbolic archetype of hers.

Without going into any more rude detail of my sordid past I think my real point in stating this whole heap of verbal hogwash , if I am not purely hallucinating (which very well might be the case), is that I'm nearly at the brink of suspecting that I might be seeing several subtle hints of this redheaded phenomenon again resurfacing in these here A-FF waters.

But, like I just said using different words, there is just as much chance that my overly active and quite twisted imagination is merely playing tricks on me.

KC_JJ


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widowsaddiction 47F

12/20/2005 8:49 am

Being a redhead is interesting. People react (positively) to my hair before anything else...men and women alike.

A friend of mine wrote a blog in this same vein [post 113936]

What is the phenomenon all about? Is it simply because the color is not one you see every day??

For statistics sake....I and all the redheads I know are the proud owners of big tatas.


KC_JJ 54M

12/20/2005 3:40 pm

widowsaddiction scribed...

What is the phenomenon all about? Is it simply because the color is not one you see every day??

The phenomenon I'm talking about is not the redhead one per se' but a bafflement as to why redheads in general seem to gravitate to me specifically.

Rankings of Girl Types that seem attracted to me

Blondes? nope (well maybe a little)
Brunettes? sorta
Black Girls? a rather high number
Asian Girls? definitely
Redheads? absolutely!

It's this whole numbers scheme above that I remain thoroughly baffled by. My inclination is actually towards brainy/artsy brunettes but redheads have them far outpaced in the sheer numbers of them that I seem to have some sort of "magnetic pull" on.

And I fully realize that any time I fool myslef into thinking that some sort of "magnetic pull" thing is actually occurring that there's at least an equal chance that I'm in the grips of a majorly full blown hallucination.

KC_JJ

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fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/20/2005 8:03 pm

You know, KC, you aren't the only male I know with this strange attraction for redheads. My hubby also seems to get a lot of attention from red heads. I don't know what is up with that. What is fascinating, is we have a red haired child...and neither one of us have red hair, red beard (on hubby) but not red hair. Go figure.

Fantasia

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
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KC_JJ 54M

12/20/2005 9:10 pm

Hey fantasia,

It's nice to hear that I'm not the only one who's afflicted by thie particular delusion. It's really odd to hear that it can go so far as to carry itslef over genetically to your own children like that.

It might make more sense if _you_ had a thing for red haired men but seeing how it's red haired women who have a thing for your hubby the old and classic "mailman,milkman,poolboy" theories just don't hold water with this one.

Unless there's something that _you're_ not telling us. But you seem like a honest sort so I'll definitely give you benefit of the doubt.

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silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/21/2005 12:39 am

no blondes


KC_JJ 54M

12/21/2005 1:24 am

Hey silky,

I have nothing against blondes it's just that statistically they are in the lowest minority of women that appear to have an interest in me.

One thing I have learned recently though is that sometimes it's the ones who don't appear to have an interest in you that actually do.

Sounds contradixtory but somehow isn't.

It's one of those baffling "guy logic" vs. "girl logic" things and I still haven't completed my correspondence corse in "girl logic 101" so I've still got a lot blind spots there.

I have had a few blonde GF's so I have no objection to them whatsoever. It just seems that I am a favorite of the blondes in general.

But I'll quite happily take you as exception to that seeming rule silky. See my latest inspired limerick I composed in our honor just so that you don't have any doubts about this.

Slan go foill!
KC_JJ

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KC_JJ 54M

12/21/2005 5:18 am

correction...(is in red)

It just seems that I am usually not a favorite of the blondes in general.

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mysteriesofme 44F

12/21/2005 9:31 am

and what is wrong with redheads?


KC_JJ 54M

12/21/2005 11:07 am

MMe disappointedly axed...

and what is wrong with redheads?

Absolutely nothing! I quite like them but am at a loss as to why they seem to usually be the majority of who seems have an interest.

And not knowing the answer to this certainly won't kill me either. It's actually sort of fun that it is a complete mystery. (pun intended)

KC_JJ

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silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/21/2005 6:06 pm

Im glad im an exception
who couldnt fancy that sexy male in your picture
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
or that sexy mind on your bloggs


KC_JJ 54M

12/30/2005 4:23 am

Silky your excessive flattery has my winter weiner now bloated up like a summer sausage!

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rm_snappysback 59F

8/10/2006 6:28 pm

Just found this post today. Wow, I feel exposed! You must've seen my profile and thought, "Oh hell...not another redhead!" Sorry.

(quietly, slinks out of KC_JJ's blog, never to be seen again)

Have a nice life!


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