Questionably Righteous Proverb #17  

KC_JJ 54M
5219 posts
8/31/2006 3:45 am

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9/5/2006 5:48 am

Questionably Righteous Proverb #17

The human capacity for unlimited verbal flatulence is your divine birthright.


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angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
8/31/2006 5:00 am

ROFLMAO!!!


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/31/2006 10:20 am

WHAT??? I don't get it....lol

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


Transblucency 44M

8/31/2006 12:59 pm

I live by this rule.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/31/2006 9:34 pm

I have embraced it too


velvetgrrrl 39F

9/2/2006 8:34 am

So you say I spew gaseous garbage from my lips each and every day?

Breathes into hand

Does anyone have a mint?

`Velvet
Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.


meerkittykat 42F

9/3/2006 11:01 pm

You talk too much.


KC_JJ 54M

9/5/2006 3:20 am

Hi AngelofMercy,

So glad it had that sort of effect on you. Whenever that happens it almost makers me feel as if I were a significant part of the universe.

Or something.

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KC_JJ 54M

9/5/2006 3:28 am

    Quoting LipsSayAll:
    Guilty as charged! You were referring to politicians, lawyers and journalists, right?

    Lips
Those and a few other overly verbose types who seem prone to a certain type of "brain diarrhea". And of course I myself am included somewhere ( part time that is ) in the mix as well.

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KC_JJ 54M

9/5/2006 3:33 am

Just know and trust that if your mouth ever starts rattling off a bout of non-stop verbal farting that there is no need to feel guilty about that. But maybe you should feel slightly guilty if a correspondingly foul odor is also produced.

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KC_JJ 54M

9/5/2006 3:36 am

Yes, I beleive it is actually part of the lost or as yet unwritten manifesto of physical exitence. There is also a theory that it was blown to smithereens in the orginal Big Bang but evidence for that is still pending.

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KC_JJ 54M

9/5/2006 3:41 am

which is a great lead in to yet another rare and righteous proverb which goes...

Why fight it? Why not just go with it?

Particularly useful when you get overly concerned about eating too much or bailing out of a sinking ship.

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KC_JJ 54M

9/5/2006 3:47 am

    Quoting velvetgrrrl:
    So you say I spew gaseous garbage from my lips each and every day?

    Breathes into hand

    Does anyone have a mint?
Well I really wasn't referring to you specifically but from what you say there it does sound as it if might apply.

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KC_JJ 54M

9/5/2006 3:55 am

I have been known to so I would not argue with that. Unless you are one of those who enjoys the competitve sport of arguing and that is indeed what you hoped to start here. I have been known to occasionally dish it out with the best of them but i think I may have been in better shape for it in my younger daze. I once competed in an arguing marathon back in the mid 80 all deacked out in stonewashed wear.

I also hear there is a running/arguing combo marathon in which the participants must argue with each other the entire time whilst they also run a standard marathon. It's those that learn to most efficiently use their use of breath that make it to the end without passing out cold.

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