Non Temporary 150th Post  

KC_JJ 53M
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6/19/2006 3:49 am

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Non Temporary 150th Post

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Non Temporary 150th Post

Ok, this is it. Instead of making a collage of pictures of me I made one of hippie era Boob Goddess Roberta Pedon. I recently discovered that Roberta is a petite thing of 5'2". Somehow her bazoombahs make her look larger. Or something.

And just for the sport of it I'll now make a listing of 15 ridiculous things about me. One item for every 10 of my blogposts.

1. I make all attempts to always stay naked whenever possible.

2. I believe the condition of fybromyalgia/chronic fatigue is just a fancy way of saying "I live in a financialy overdeveloped nation and I hate my job and I'm out of shape."

3. I drink about 50 bottles of Lipton Diet Green Tea per week.

4. I think women who love giving blowjobs should be given some sort of annual holiday of appreciation or something of that general nature.

5. I'm a fungal and viral rights activist. And sometimes I stand up for bacteria and crustaceans as well. BOYCOTT TINACTIN, DESENEX and MICONIZOL !

6. I sometimes just sit and ponder the "why's" concerning the phenomenon of "soup kitchen" armpit odor.

7. I met the first singer for Motley Crüe before they kicked him out in favor of Vince Neal in front of me in line buying CDs at Tower Records on the Sunset Strip. The guy was real bitter about it and felt victimized and he would not stop talking. He stayed talking to my brohter and I in the parking lot for a half houir before he finally went away. When he left he said "give me a high five" so we tried and did not connect right and hurt our hands.

I saw Nikki Sixx interviewd once and he said "we dod not choose Vince Neal for his singing skills because they really are not the greatest but he definitely had "the look" we needed for a front man".

That guy I met at Tower definitely did not have "the look".

8. I really do not like watching most video porn as it come straight out of the box. But I love making custom edit tapes of my favorite short clips of it. Occasionally there is something I do consider watchable just as is out of the box but that is rare.

9. I do not have a name for my penis. I figure if it really wants to be called something specific it'll somehow let me know.

10. I'm dominant but it's not overt or in your face right away. You might not notice it at first.

11. I enjoy the subtle irony of using the terms fragrance or aroma when odor or stench would actually be more truly descriptive.

12. If I ever find myself using overly academic or literarily pompous words I always try to balance them out by also adding some obnoxious street slang into the mix.

13. I have the cleanest scrotum in the universe.

14. I have never kicked anyone in the balls except myself. You a can tag them in a bad way with your heel if you try.

15. I also have never assfucked or given a blow job to anyone but myself.



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GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
6/19/2006 5:00 am


congratz on your 150

keep on blogging.... and nice layout


zebra_buggy 31F

6/19/2006 5:23 am

Great list! Number 4: I see yet another televised parade. The Fellatio Float was definitely the highlight. Number 13: There should be a televised pageant, judging, and a tearful crowning ceremony. But you have to allow space aliens to participate if you're going to make that claim. My advice: Go for Cleanest Scrotum in the World ... it'll increase your chances.

Cheers!


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/19/2006 8:16 am

LIVE NEKKID!!!!!



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SmallTightKitty 57F

6/19/2006 12:27 pm

Real cool and congratulations! I like your blog and your list is kinda funny. Go for that number 4 for sure!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/19/2006 11:47 pm

8. I whole-heartedly agree

9. You could call it Kenny

10. woo hoo!!!


EroticaXTC 49F

6/21/2006 4:32 pm

I'm still trying to recover from #7...that high five keeps replaying over and over in my head


KC_JJ 53M

6/21/2006 5:18 pm

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    I'm still trying to recover from #7...that high five keeps replaying over and over in my head
It is rather comical isn't it?

I just googled the guys name to confirm his story and came up with this. He claimed that his name was Dean O'Dean.

The band was formed in January, 1981 in Los Angeles. Tommy Lee and Vince Neil originally knew each other through highschool. They had performed in different bands in the garage-band circuit. Before hiring Neil, the band had a singer by the name of O'Dean, who did not stay long in the band. After complaining how O'Dean was not right for the band, Mars suggested that they hire Vince Neil; he had previously seen Neil perform in the band Rock Candi. Neil at first declined when they asked him to audition. Then, as fate would have it, Rock Candi dissolved; Neil broke down and agreed to audition for Motley Crue after Tommy called him once more.

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KC_JJ 53M

6/21/2006 5:26 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    8. I whole-heartedly agree

    9. You could call it Kenny

    10. woo hoo!!!
You know I've been looking for a girl who's got similar porn sensibilities to myh own. You already have scored almost too many points with me but there's yet another big one right there.

You can call it Kenny if you'd like.

I thought you'd appreciated #10 too.

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KC_JJ 53M

6/21/2006 5:28 pm

    Quoting rm_silkditty:
    #14 ...??????

    Do you have a pic of yourself giving yourself a blow job? That would take care of that dick pic you've been pondering for A.F.F.
As a matter of fact I do have one. I'm just not certain if I'm willing to post it.

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KC_JJ 53M

6/21/2006 5:31 pm

    Quoting SmallTightKitty:
    Real cool and congratulations! I like your blog and your list is kinda funny. Go for that number 4 for sure!
Hi small tight kitty. Glad you liked and that you seem to qualify for the #4 holiday and celebration. Did you see my recent cat heaving post? A similir "Flying Pussy" post is now in the works.

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KC_JJ 53M

6/21/2006 6:46 pm

I'm not a formal "nudist" per se' but I think many bona fide nudists could groove on my general attitude towards the wearing of clothing.

Last night I had a dream that I was indeed ned in a somewhat public place an d that someone seemed to be giving me some attitude about sitting down somewhere with out pants on. If they only realized how carefully I clean my hindquarters!

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KC_JJ 53M

6/21/2006 6:51 pm

    Quoting zebra_buggy:
    Great list! Number 4: I see yet another televised parade. The Fellatio Float was definitely the highlight. Number 13: There should be a televised pageant, judging, and a tearful crowning ceremony. But you have to allow space aliens to participate if you're going to make that claim. My advice: Go for Cleanest Scrotum in the World ... it'll increase your chances.

    Cheers!
Hi Zebra Buggy. It's always a good day when you laeave a comment here.

You know you caught me on that one. I do tend to exaggerate the cleanliness of my scrotum but not by a lot. And relatively speaking you aren't likely to find a cleaner one. At least terrestrially.

But yeah, I here that those from the Andromeda Galaxy and the Horseheads Nebula are quite tough competition in the clean scrotum department.

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KC_JJ 53M

6/21/2006 6:56 pm

    Quoting GoddessOfTheDawn:

    congratz on your 150

    keep on blogging.... and nice layout


thanks GOTD , at this point it would take quite something to fully stop my blogging momentum.

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_Safira 53F
11260 posts
6/22/2006 7:15 am

I love giving blowjobs ... I'll bet you're really flexible (in more ways than one) ... I love Lipton Diet Green Tea (CVS is having a sale on it right now) ... I HAVE ass-fucked and given others blowjobs, but that's just me ... I oftentimes use polysyllabic words. Most folks just realize it's part of an everyday conversation with me and carry a dictionary ... I hate slang ... Oh! I'm going on my first nudist adventure on July 15th ... a one-day sailing excursion. *woohoo*

HOW THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN???

*massive hugs*


Safira {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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KC_JJ 53M

6/22/2006 2:43 pm

I've been pretty "heckin'" good since I took my last little blogging break at the beginning of the month.

Somehow I've come back with a renewed strength that is somehow inexplicable.

I rahter liked the monosyllabic grunts I recieved on another recent post but I'm not ooposed to the polysylabic ones either.

Massive hugs back atcha and if I can ever get that celebratory blowjob holiday and parade going I hope to see you there!

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zebra_buggy 31F

6/22/2006 8:52 pm

...the clean scrotum department.

Which, although taken somewhat out of context, would have been the answer to my next question: Where in the supermarket did you find scrotum-grooming supplies? Could've also been a freaky Jeopardy question.


KC_JJ 53M

6/22/2006 10:16 pm

    Quoting zebra_buggy:
    ...the clean scrotum department.

    Which, although taken somewhat out of context, would have been the answer to my next question: Where in the supermarket did you find scrotum-grooming supplies? Could've also been a freaky Jeopardy question.
Keeping the scrotum clean before you hit puberty is an absoulute snap and really requires nothing special or out of the ordinary apart from standard bathing practices.

But past puberty keeping the scrotum from getting a surface from forming something close to a plucked chicken can become challenging. This situation can be cirumvented completely though if one masturbates with a prophylactic 100% of the time. But that in itself can also be quite a drag. But doing it avoids the insidious "super glue" deposits that begin forming deep down in the pore spaces and are the basis of the "local geomorphological phenomenon" which form in the pores of the scrotum and can continue to grow to quite a large sizes layer by layer just like pearls do in an oyster shell.

"Stones" of various types are created. Many of which are razor sharp crystalline structures made out of the compunds which have separated from the "super glue" and are at the core of that knobby and plucked chicken surface of the adult male who has neglected to fully wash away this "super glue" before the stray sperm cells have indeed taken a good share of it with them as they expertly swim down any open orifice of any size dragging with them their super glue medium.

Scrotum grooming supplies -

hyrdrogen peroxide (slowly dissolves deposits - very slowly)
vaseline - lubricates pores for ease of deposit removal

but once scrotum is as clean as a preadolescents (and completely de-lumpified - no more plucked chicken syndrome) plain old soap and water works fine as long as the super glue medium has not been allowed to dry and the little fish have been given little time to swim down any pores.

PS. If extremely large crystalline rocks have been allowed to form over many years removing them can be truly dangerous as they can be sharp enough to slice straigh through the skin.

The presense of sharp crystalline entities is definitely the main cause of itchy balls.

Sorry - more information than you probably hoped to ever hear on this topic.

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rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
6/24/2006 8:24 am

Hydrogen peroxide, eh?

Plucked chicken appearance....hmmmmm

Too bad I don't think it would work for cellulite once I noticed the reason for its efficacy but I thought about it seriously for a moment.


KC_JJ 53M

6/26/2006 3:00 am

    Quoting rm_corezon:
    Hydrogen peroxide, eh?

    Plucked chicken appearance....hmmmmm

    Too bad I don't think it would work for cellulite once I noticed the reason for its efficacy but I thought about it seriously for a moment.
Hey Corezon!

The paranoid side of me had noticed when anal tetentively studying my full lising of past blog visitor that you had not paid me a visit since March. So I had been wrackiing my brain thinking "what did i do to so offend her"? I'm sure it was nothing but I did beging that line of thinking recently.

Anyways glad you paid me a visit 'cause you know I've always liked your own brand of thinking and general take on things (plus I find you quite easy on the eyes).

My own theory is that cottage cheese/cellulite is the body doing it's best to fill in the space that muscle tissue is supped to occupy. See my first comment in [post 398782]

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rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
6/26/2006 7:10 am

I'm ashamed to say that I just got slack and pretty much quit posting on most blogs at all, had so much stuff going on in my life that I had to pay more attention to it awhile...and you know how the ones you comment on keep showing up at the top, too? so those are the fastest to take a look at... Lazy people and people with no time like me lately don't page through their saved blogs often enough to find the easy links they haven't just visited.

I'll try that link again. Twice I tried it and it took me back out to the main page, the sign in page. Have noticed lately some of these links do weird stuff, sometimes take you to a totally unrelated post. Ants somewhere in the machine, I guess


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
6/26/2006 5:10 pm

should be given some sort of annual holiday of appreciation or something of that general nature.

Only annually? lol You are my kindaguy, kiddo, I don't care what the people with clothing have been sayin'

GREAT collage, btw...


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


KC_JJ 53M

6/27/2006 11:40 am

    Quoting rm_goddess1946:
    should be given some sort of annual holiday of appreciation or something of that general nature.

    Only annually? lol You are my kindaguy, kiddo, I don't care what the people with clothing have been sayin'

    GREAT collage, btw...
You're too cool Goddess.

And there's no exaggerating on you or anyone referring to yourself as a Goddess. The term fits you perfect!

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KC_JJ 53M

5/2/2007 6:41 pm

    Quoting zebra_buggy:
    ...the clean scrotum department.

    Which, although taken somewhat out of context, would have been the answer to my next question: Where in the supermarket did you find scrotum-grooming supplies? Could've also been a freaky Jeopardy question.
Hey Zebra buggy!

I have no idea iof you'll see this but Just noticed that at least there is a blanlk blog sitting at your b potential blog localtion. I dn't even think that was there for awhile amd I just hope this is a sign that maybe you really are ouyt there somewhere.

Amd that maybe you will return. Somehow the little that you posted on my blog made a rather deep impression on me and I have remained clueless about why you left. And the reason for that is not really important to me. But what is important is that I might maybe someday get a real way to contoact you. But I still don't.

Hopefully you will reappear here though. My next closest link to you here is nutmegnutmeg who also has no clue where you went.

For awhile I notivced that your comments had disappeared from my blog but they ar back now so I am seeing this as a good sign. Even if it really doesn't mean you will reappear. But I hope it does.

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AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
4/9/2008 6:42 pm

I wholeheartedly agree with 4 but not 5. Some can't get 4 without 5. tinactin is our friend. Awesome on #2! I'm with you 100%. Cheers.


_King_Cobb_ 53M
25377 posts
4/10/2008 1:43 am

For Atomic Artist ( since I can't quote from this blog )

Glad you enjoyed it! Yeah I was going a little overboard with the ringworm and yeastie meds boycott but it sure was fun to say that anyway.


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EroticaXTC 49F

9/3/2009 2:41 pm

Oh geezus....that's still so funny today


EroticaXTC 49F

9/3/2009 2:45 pm

It's even better picturing it in slow motion...


_King_Cobb_ 53M
25377 posts
9/4/2009 12:17 am

I thought you'd still get a good giggle out of it!


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