Nightmare Date Situations  

KC_JJ 54M
5219 posts
11/27/2005 2:41 pm

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11/10/2006 2:02 pm

Nightmare Date Situations

I can't honestly say that I've experienced this scenario first hand but I can say that it's one of my main fears when it comes to dating and associated activities.

The situation is this. You are having your first night in bed with one you are quite enamored with but bad luck strikes. At the very worst moment possible you get a horrific case of the most odoriferous flatulence to have ever graced god's green earth.

Anyone ever have something similar to this happen?

And if not what is one of your own pet nightmare date sitiuations in which _you_ are the nightmare part of the equation.


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Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
12/4/2005 9:54 pm

LOL! That would be a nightmare. Hopefully, I'll not have to find my out date nightmare situation. But flatulence would not be good!

Whisper...


KC_JJ 54M

12/5/2005 8:11 am

Hey ReticentDevil,

My first year of college I painted in oils and thusly stank up my offcampus dorm room to high heaven with turpentine fumes. Two roomies were cool with it and two were not.

The two who couldn't stand it moved out at spring break. Somehow I was forewarned that the super intended to put a lock on the empty room door. Upon hearing that I prerigged the outdoor windows to that room so they could be opened from the outside. Once the extra room was locked up - voila , I had instant access thru the back windows and that room became my private studio.

Good idea to use the shower as far making a mess goes. I'm quite talented at destroying carpet with paints, and few other things that for now I won't mention.

My biggest booboo ever was spilling whole gallon of acrylic based faux varnish on the carpet which got tipped over by the electric cable of a vacuum cleaner. It sucks bigtime when you are cleaning up and the result is a mess much bigger than what you started with.

I'll tell you one thing that section of carpet is now quite waterproof and hard as a rock!

KC_JJ

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KC_JJ 54M

3/21/2006 10:40 pm

Hi whisper,

I have heard that if you fear flatulence on a date that it's recommended to beforehand eat a York Peppermint Patty. I haven't really tested that but maybe a hand full of Beano would also do the trick.

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