It's That Big Penis Time of Year  

KC_JJ 53M
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7/22/2006 6:39 am

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It's That Big Penis Time of Year

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It's That Big Penis Time of Year

At least if you live in the northern hemisphere of the globe. That time of the year wher the warmer temps have you sporting a trouser trout the size of baseball bat as a matter of course. Where your corpora cavernosa take to retaining an extra share of blood as if to say "sure is good weather for fuckin'".

And, if you had a choice in the matter of exactly when you might get publicly seen in a precariously pantsless state of undress, one of these warm days would most likely be the one you'd request.

So, for you women, do any parts of your body swell up similarly due to the warming weather? How about your corresponding analog part to the penis? I know it can indeed do some swelling but not usually to the same dimensional degree or in as much of a dramatic fashion as does it's male counterpart.


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rm_snappysback 59F

7/22/2006 8:22 am

Obviously, the swelling of a clit is not noticeable while fully clothed, but it happens, often. Now breast swelling while aroused is another thing. Mine increase half a cup size when excited. Not sure if anyone on the street would really notice that difference, but I do, lol.

I've pointed out this phenomenon to a few lovers to see if they could notice the change. But, it seems they could only differentiate the size after they were allowed to feel the them, lol. I think they were bullshitting me, what do you think?


KC_JJ 53M

7/22/2006 11:17 am

    Quoting rm_snappysback:
    Obviously, the swelling of a clit is not noticeable while fully clothed, but it happens, often. Now breast swelling while aroused is another thing. Mine increase half a cup size when excited. Not sure if anyone on the street would really notice that difference, but I do, lol.

    I've pointed out this phenomenon to a few lovers to see if they could notice the change. But, it seems they could only differentiate the size after they were allowed to feel the them, lol. I think they were bullshitting me, what do you think?
Hey, snappysback is back,

So it literally could said that girls get boners too only that , due to their more subtle dimensions, they do not call as much attention to themselves as the male variety does.

I would geuss that a clitoris in it's "non boner" state might also be somewhat affected dimensionwise by general temperature changes just like certain penises are. But I'll bet very few women fear a cold locker room for the same reasons that many men might.

And I have never really heard of this breast swelling when aroused either. A veritable boob boner? Again I continue realize that there is yet so much in this world that I have not seen or that I have not done.

And on needing to feel the before and after states of those bulgingly aroused boobs I would have to side with those who stated that to actually confirm that it had indeed taken place would require a thorough hands-on examination.

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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/22/2006 7:31 pm

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What kind of bait do I need to catch a trouser trout?


KC_JJ 53M

7/24/2006 10:26 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    mood:boneriffic???



    What kind of bait do I need to catch a trouser trout?
That's right Bonerific!

Bait? Just you in your birthday suit should be enough to catch a few lifetimes worth. And with the amount of traffic your blog sees you could surely catch even more than that in a snap.

Which gets me to thinking ... I wonder if trouser trout goes good with red snapper? I think that's someting we nearly have a duty to investigate further.

Yet more selfless exploratory trailblazing for the overall betterment of mankind.

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QueenOfSwords 34F

7/24/2006 11:07 pm

Hay my earlobes swell to gigantic proportions in the heat and when they get too heavy they droop over my sholders.


KC_JJ 53M

7/25/2006 5:47 am

    Quoting QueenOfSwords:
    Hay my earlobes swell to gigantic proportions in the heat and when they get too heavy they droop over my sholders.
Wowser Queenie,

That's a first for me on the warm weather earlobe swelling. Maybe you're a genetic offshoot of the Buddha himself of long and droopy earlobed statue fame.

Personally I always have monster sized earlobes no matter what the temperature is. I may even dare to make a post dedicated to illustrating their gargantuan stature. Watch for it's appearance here soon.

I think I once saw a National Geographic type documantary on an African tribe and I remember some of the older and more gravity prone women of the tribe being able to sling a certain body part over their shoulder to get it/them out of their way when performing certain tasks. Only now I'v forgotten exactly which body parts they were able to do that with.

I think as I'm getting older gravity is having an adverse effect on my memory.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/29/2006 11:14 am

I feel warmer everytime I am around my boyfriend. He makes my temperature rise and certain body parts swell with anticipation.

DustStormDiva


KC_JJ 53M

7/29/2006 1:54 pm

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    I feel warmer everytime I am around my boyfriend. He makes my temperature rise and certain body parts swell with anticipation.
there might still be some small chance I could still have a real life in the flesh girlfriend within the terrestrial time I have remaining but putting up with me isn't something even I can easily do so it will be some trick for whoever might brave it

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/29/2006 7:28 pm

    Quoting KC_JJ:
    there might still be some small chance I could still have a real life in the flesh girlfriend within the terrestrial time I have remaining but putting up with me isn't something even I can easily do so it will be some trick for whoever might brave it
For someone to catch my attention, they must have some wonderful qualities. If it was not for meeting my current boyfriend, I'd probably be pursuing you. I think you know that.

DustStormDiva


KC_JJ 53M

7/30/2006 10:35 am

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    For someone to catch my attention, they must have some wonderful qualities. If it was not for meeting my current boyfriend, I'd probably be pursuing you. I think you know that.
I didn't know that but I like that idea that I would not be sort of be swept under the carpet if you were.

PS. I bet he's orally happy.

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Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
8/25/2006 11:51 am

All summer long I've been asking men to show me their swelled up penis. Through this scientific study I've discovered it is true a penis does swell - and often - during the summer months. I've decided to continue the study during the other seasons too - just to make sure it's not just a summer time thing. I'll let you know how the statisics play out once I've conducted the study during all seasons.


KC_JJ 53M

9/15/2006 7:28 pm

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    All summer long I've been asking men to show me their swelled up penis. Through this scientific study I've discovered it is true a penis does swell - and often - during the summer months. I've decided to continue the study during the other seasons too - just to make sure it's not just a summer time thing. I'll let you know how the statisics play out once I've conducted the study during all seasons.
It's good, hardworking women of vision like yourself that do modern science justice with groundbreaking, trailblazing research such as this for the overall benefit of mankind itself.

Also be sure to contact me if you need any additional research subjects.

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KC_JJ 53M

5/10/2007 12:31 pm

    Quoting rm_silkditty:


    yes, warm weather makes hearts n' things throb...

    I always feel like a wittle flower opening its petals when it gets warm, and curling up into a tight wittle bud when it gets cold
Yeah, you got that right for sure!

This latest onset of warmthitude has engendered a veritable horn o' plenty of all sorts of "opening ups", plumpings, engorgements, tinglings, blood rushes to specific body locations, unfurlings, unwrappings, de-clothings, palpitations, heart thumpings, "stunned by sexual chemicalings", "birds and beezifyings", outbreaks of spring fever, rampant random erectifyings, flute tootings, inner pantsinfied flagpole raisings, trouser tentings,

If I did not have a date with my favorite swimming pool now I would continue with this ridiculous list ad infinitum.....

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