A Tale of Two Mosquito Attacks Part 1  

KC_JJ 53M
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7/30/2006 2:58 pm

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A Tale of Two Mosquito Attacks Part 1

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A Tale of Two Mosquito Attacks Part 1

One summer in the late 90's I drove across the USA from southern California to Buffalo NY. It took six days. On the 5th day of travel I drove from central South Dakota to the Wisconsin Dells.

As I entereed Wisconsin from the green farmlands of southern Minnesota I realized that I needed to urinate so I pulled off at a rest stop right along the Mississippi river. I hate using officially sactioned restrooms and of course you all know of my love of relieving myslef in the great outdoors so I avoied the restroom provided by the state parks system and instead took a trail down to the riverside.

Once I let loose and opened my fly wide I discovered to my horror that mosquitos had immediately covered my privates and had begun suckin'! I neeed to pee so bad that I saw little option but to simply do my busisness as fast as possible and try brushing what skeeters I could away. But they were so dense that later that night I found quite a few welts on my penis and testicles once I had a hotel room in the Dells.

Beware when pissing along the Mississippi river in the summer months!!!!

Don't worry, my next mosquito tale tops this one by a long shot and is set in Canada.



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KC_JJ 53M

7/30/2006 4:12 pm

the crickets are already heckling me on this one.

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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/30/2006 4:48 pm

OMG.....well at least you had fun applying the calamine lotion


KC_JJ 53M

7/30/2006 5:21 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    OMG.....well at least you had fun applying the calamine lotion
No I didn't. What's calamine lotion?

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Transblucency 44M

7/30/2006 7:11 pm

It's a soothing, herbal-based lotion that's supposed to be good at soothing mild pain and swelling. It smells weird and is pinkish.

This message brought to you by the US Calamine Council.


Transblucency 44M

7/30/2006 7:14 pm

...A good story, by the way. Vaguely unsettling, but that's what you get for your curious love of going back to nature when relieving yourself.

Beware the dreaded Candiru. That's my only advice for you. Sure, it's not native to the US, but you never know...


KC_JJ 53M

7/30/2006 10:21 pm

    Quoting Transblucency:
    ...A good story, by the way. Vaguely unsettling, but that's what you get for your curious love of going back to nature when relieving yourself.

    Beware the dreaded Candiru. That's my only advice for you. Sure, it's not native to the US, but you never know...
Is that from " The Rudyard Kipling files" of your young youth?

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/31/2006 8:49 am

I am amazed your penis has become erect since then.

DustStormDiva


KC_JJ 53M

7/31/2006 11:07 am

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    I am amazed your penis has become erect since then.
better some attention than none at all

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Transblucency 44M

7/31/2006 9:49 pm

Is that from " The Rudyard Kipling files" of your young youth?

Kipling never wrote about anything so fearsome as the Candiru, although I see what you mean - that name does have a touch of the Hindustan about it, which is where I think he borrrowed most of his animal names.


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
8/25/2006 12:14 pm

LMAO!


KC_JJ 53M

6/14/2007 12:03 am

Hi Whisper!!!!!

Yet another unanswered comment from you.

I'm certain that you are the all time most voluminous commenter on my blog and that you may actually have more than TWICE the amount of comments of anyone esle.!!!!

So I thank you for being my #1 most prolific commenter!!!!!!!

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