The Gossip  

Juliet610 51F
802 posts
4/8/2006 4:14 pm

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4/30/2006 6:27 pm

The Gossip

I got this as an email a while back, and with all the heavy posts lately, I thought we could use a bit of humour. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church members' morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't try to explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house walked home....and left it there all night.

Don't you just love George?!

Today's thought to stick to the roof of your mind.

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
4/8/2006 5:48 pm

George had to be southern, tht is something I have done before. As I have said many times before, it doesn't matter what anybady says or thinks about you, as long as you know the truth about yourself.

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/8/2006 5:57 pm

I DO love George! Sometimes actions speak louder than words!

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
4/8/2006 6:30 pm

yup...ya gotta love him ....

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

im_curious_4u 50M

4/8/2006 8:42 pm

That's good!

elysianpleasure 47M

4/9/2006 12:02 am

Very funny... thanks for something a bit lighter on the menu

drmama69 57F

4/9/2006 3:05 pm

Great post! Thanks for the smile!

frogger1995 39F

4/9/2006 4:02 pm

Yeah but you know she secretly wanted him to "park his car in front of her house"

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
4/10/2006 9:26 pm

George, what a clever lil'monkey!


Wordy, the Man In The Yellow (cowboy) Hat

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/10/2006 10:33 pm

Yep my kinda


BTW...please go look at this, i was so proud having found your blog...seeing your commebts on ExPat's...I know...TRY LISTENING!!!

innerouter 50M

4/11/2006 8:20 pm

He who laughs last laughs best! He showed her.

69sevenlove 54M

4/25/2006 9:50 pm

Nice. We should all have a little George in us these days.

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