If men gave advice, Part 3  

Juliet610 51F
802 posts
3/22/2006 7:37 pm

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If men gave advice, Part 3

Q. My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A. This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young, single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it’s a great time to clean the house, too!). Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Another thought to stick to the roof of your mind.



rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
3/22/2006 8:06 pm

Tell us how it goes..


docdirk 47M

3/22/2006 8:57 pm

I've sworn never to marry - unless, of course, these rules actually start to apply!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/23/2006 2:41 am

LMAO!!! they sound familar, must be in some foreign land where the dudes are all about the patriarchy. Maybe I should still plan to relocate to Greece. ^_^


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


mysteriesofme 44F

3/23/2006 5:27 am

A night out with the girls sounds like more fun than cleaning the house...


outdoorsman3174 42M

3/23/2006 9:21 am

How can I get my wife to follow this advice!


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1913 posts
3/23/2006 3:21 pm

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Juliet610 51F

3/23/2006 3:23 pm

Anacortes, It's going quite well, atually. Well, except for that part about cooking him a nice meal. I mean, why do you think they invented delivery?

Doc, Of the rules apply! Take a good look at my skin...and teeth. How do you think they got that white???

Vick, First, see my comment to Anacortes. Then ponder: some of us really like to follow the rest of the advice...

Mysteries, I'm with you. We owe it to the economy to hire someone to clean house for us, right? Where do you want to go, and what do you want to do???

Outdoors, See yesterday's advice for the most convincing arguement for the benefits to the female for following this advice!

Good health to all of you as you follow this advice.[/COLOR


AmberSolaire 41M

3/24/2006 12:49 am

It would also help if we took the female vote away.

Amber


p33c3y0 42M

3/24/2006 4:26 pm

btw, your advice is getting me in a lot of fucking trouble. perhaps i'm misapplying it?


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