If men gave advice, Part 2  

Juliet610 51F
802 posts
3/22/2006 12:09 am

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If men gave advice, Part 2

This is a continuation of the earlier email.

Q. My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A. Do it! Semen can help you lose weight, aids the digestive system, and gives a great glow to your skin. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on you is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.


That's today's thought to stick to the roof of your mind.


mysteriesofme 44F

3/22/2006 6:26 am

Twice a day??

What about three times a day..

Breakfast, Lunch.. DINNER...


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/22/2006 7:00 am

*drops to one knee*

what light beyond yonder broken window? It is the east and juilet is the Sun! or something just as fun! if you subscribe to this advice, I'd like to propse marriage, and tie my shoe... when you weigh as much as I do, you got to consider what else you can do down here before having to try to get back up.

ba da bop bop ba... I'm lovin' this post! ^_^


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
3/22/2006 11:01 am

I don't know where your getting your advice, but it would not hurt my feelings to find a woamn who follows it.


Juliet610 51F

3/22/2006 7:06 pm

Thank you all for your thoughts and suggestions.

Mysteries–You forgot the morning wake up, afternoon delight, dessert of course, and the nighty-night-sleep-well performances. That is of course assuming one man can handle all that attention! If not, maybe we need to ponder, or perhaps tweak, Expat’s question….

Vick–Um…don’t know if I want to marry again, but if I do, he better be able to get back up on his own, among other things! But I’m still a bit confused. Shouldn’t the female be dropping to her knees???

And Rev–As you may have deduced by now, I am a rather practical person, and I would never pass along advice I wouldn’t personally follow!


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/23/2006 2:38 am

Well Juilet, Dad always said," it is better to have loved and lost, then never loved at all..."

So I'll have to just chock us up to experience *sigh*

You mean to tell me women do that??? what, before you say no to my proposal, you haven't even seen the ring.... ^_^


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


SirMounts 102M

3/24/2006 1:23 am

OMG juliet that makes such complete sense! *astonished and amazed*


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