If Men Gave Advice, Part 6  

Juliet610 51F
802 posts
3/26/2006 12:37 am

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3/28/2006 7:30 pm

If Men Gave Advice, Part 6

This is the last installment from the email I received. However, I have recieved generally quite positive comments, so am thinking of hosting a contest for the best advice for men written by women, when compared to advice for women, written by men.

Q. My husband always has an orgasm, then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A. I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

Thus is today's thought to stick to the roof of your mind.

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
3/26/2006 2:41 am

Too funny, does anyone acutually think this is good advice? That's a scary concept

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/26/2006 6:33 am

I am hoping to use these in mine one day once the dust settles, do you think they'll be GRRR @ me? lol



You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
3/26/2006 8:58 pm

LOL Pooor Orgasmically challenged couple!

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

expatbrit49 62M

3/27/2006 3:32 am

ROFL, sounds about right to me

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/27/2006 7:48 am

Perhaps it is BECAUSE of eating a nice meal that he rolls over and sleeps so quickly?

OpenSeeker 57M
2 posts
3/27/2006 11:32 pm

You seem to have a problem with men, a little angry at us hah? Men only do what they are allowed to do by women.

Juliet610 51F

3/28/2006 7:30 pm

No, OpenSeeker,

I have absolutely NO problem with men. Men are some of my favorite people, and only they possess my absolute, all-time favorite toy! If you read the disclaimer at the beginning of Part 1, you will see that I received these “letters for advice” from one of my dear male friends. I simply thought they were too funny to keep to myself. Coincidentally, I was suffering from a minor inspiration drought, so I thought I would parcel them out over the course of a week, by which time I should be inspired by one absurd event or another. An lo and behold, it worked!

No, my friend, far from having a problem with men, if I had my way, I would follow this wonderful advice many times a day–well, except for the cooking a nice meal part. See my response to Part 2!

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