More Gems From My Pal Maxine  

JuicyBBW1001 54F
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6/24/2006 8:26 pm

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6/27/2006 9:32 pm

More Gems From My Pal Maxine

Getting older? Well, no sense crying over spilled nutritional supplement

My tea is great, but my crumpets aren't what they use to be.

Start each day off on the right foot, unless you kick better with your left. [/yellow]

When the world deals you a lemon, do what I do-make whiskey sours.

My attitude can beat up your attitude.

Women who think about remarrying should just throw some men's underwear on the floor and shove all the blankets to the other side of the bed, instead.

Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to get off, and when it isn't you can't wait to throw up

Dating is like rummaging for vending machine money in the bottom of your purse. After you go through the change, you forget what you wanted.
I've got my share of gentlemen callers. Mostly aluminum siding guys. They're only interested in one thing. And it is not the thing I am interested in.
I'm not saying I'm a roaring volcano of passion anymore, but my spark could be fanned into a flame if the right camper came along. I am looking for a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, how I want, for as long as I want, and then go way. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.


Juicy


sexyariesgirl 57F

6/25/2006 7:04 am

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!! I like the last one!!!!!!!!!!

Power To FOK


JuicyBBW1001 replies on 6/25/2006 7:32 am:
I was considering changing my profile and putting that for my ideal person lmao

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