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This blog thing is pretty cathartic. I mean, over the past 22 hours, I've actually had 13 people review my blog. Granted, some of these may have had something to do with accidentally clicking my hyperlink. Perhaps it was my witty headline. I know that one person actually ready and enjoyed the damned thing, so there was at least some affirmation.
I'm still a bit of a neophyte to this whole site, and not sure I get it. Seems like most of the postings to the site consist of pictures of erect cocks and women's gynecological shots. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm not going to select a partner, for a quickie or otherwise, based merely on what her pussy looks like. To satisfy those of you who are solely concerned with base physical appearances, I've decided to attach a picture of my "huge cock".
Perhaps the way to truly be noticed on this site is to do something truly different - perhaps a picture of my pecker in its most shriveled-up and smallest state, perhaps after I get out of the shower or something. Speak up, ladies - perhaps there are some of you out there who want nothing more than to get a gander of my "cold, soft cock" or "tight, leathery sac".
Oops. Just noticed a pubic hair on the keyboard. Better dispose of that evidence before my wife and kids get back online.
Time to get back to work. Brought some files home from the office this evening - guess I'm jerking off my clients instead of myself this evening!