Welcoming the Love Ulster Parade Back  

Jonny_RottenGuy 44M
224 posts
3/27/2006 3:06 am

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Welcoming the Love Ulster Parade Back

Yes you heard it right....the love ulster parade is returning to Dublin they say. Personally i see this as a money making opportunity so i am looking for help on my stall. We will be selling soup, sandwiches, helmets also on offer & flack jackets.
I also got a job lot of Netherlands football tops that are out of date , but still orange none the less that i am hoping to market from the stall.

The applicants should have excellent communication skils be fast on there feet, be self motivated and able to work in hostile environment.

Here is a list of those i wont be employing as they were ring leaders of the last riots.

1 CNRISTY RING LEADER .. He is well known to Gardai & PSNI and very popular with the forces due to the amount of overtime he has created.

2 PATRICK MAC SCUMBAG .. otherwise know as celtic warrior defender of all things Oirish...including Guinness

3 SCARFYFACE MAC NUTTER .. Master of disguise...never seen without his celtic scarf over his mouth. Nobody knows what he looks like, including gardai and his current fiance.

4 ANNER KIST ....International thug who lends his weight(34 stone) to any demo.. Claims to be an encellent debater but prefers to use fists as it "Saves Time".

5 GOBBER SHITE...Frustrated builder....believes reason he cant find work is because he is irish.....gets out of bed once weekly to collect his dole.

6 BELLA CLAVA... Dissident publican...fed up of smoking ban lol Barred from her own premises..Doesnt like foreigners (ie anyone from outside dublin).

All other applicants will be considered.

Applications to be returned to me before march day

saucy2005k 43F

3/27/2006 3:30 am

lmao...that is funny jonny....errr will u be at demonstration?...what will u be wearing?....lol..saucyxxxx

Jonny_RottenGuy 44M

3/27/2006 4:06 am

lol...I will be wearing Combats....flack jacket....have my big shiny helmet out....on i mean have it on. I will be only dealing in sterling....and no Northern Bank Notes lol


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
3/27/2006 4:22 am

jonny, i need an application, can you mail it to me or can i fill it out on line? I have a service type attitude and am used to a hostile environment..ill be yer perfect employee xoxo gata

Peace xxx K

rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
3/27/2006 4:23 am

o and how much do you pay? somethin tells me you may be a bit of a cheapskate. xoxo gata

Peace xxx K

rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
3/27/2006 4:47 am

deadly....ive got some stock which has recently come my way....can give it to ya at a good price....all currencies accepted...

Five goatskins that fit lambegs perfectly, these were found stashed in a postbox just outside the GPO.
Seven gardai identification numbers, seemingly these were inadvertently removed and left by the side of the road, as yet no upstanding Kerryman has asked for them back
Sixteen Celtic and Rangers shirts that have shrunk in the wash, still a fine fit for the eclectic consumer.
Four pairs of odd shoes, say nothing, these were picked up by two hoodies whilst aimlessly walking down O'Connell st the other week.

good to see that budding entrepeneurs can always find oppurtunities in this bananaland...lol

saucy2005k 43F

3/27/2006 6:23 am

lmfho....emerald...u sound just as mad as jonny.xxxxxxxxxx

Jonny_RottenGuy 44M

3/27/2006 7:54 am

AdultFriendFinder you have a deal mate... you got the job...i have orange spray can so we can cover up little tares. Oh i got a few lambeg meself while they were all up at parade lol...we could start a band....could call ourself Orangelife
Our first song for parade will be a cover of I predict a riot.....followed by Saturday Afternoons all right for fighting....when they start breaking into shops on o connell street we can sing Dont go breaking and entering or the Loot of love lol.

Plus its a way yo get rid of soem northern bank notes ...we can give them as change mate lol

saucy2005k 43F

3/28/2006 12:22 am

errrr can i join the band?....im good at blowing a flute.. can also have go over lambeg...oops meant to say on lambeg....lol... saucyxxxxx

Jonny_RottenGuy 44M

3/28/2006 2:27 am

AdultFriendFinder .....Sure you can join the band saucy bet you can blow a mean flute...fine lungs you have for it....wonderful lambeg image there...can i bang it...the lambeg
jonny xxxxxx

saucy2005k 43F

3/28/2006 2:44 am

omg...i cant find my band uniform...feck it must be in scotland...oh well will just have to wear nurse outfit....march...2 3 4..xx

Jonny_RottenGuy 44M

3/28/2006 3:56 am

pmsl ... i need to lay down or have cold shower....or lay down in cold shower . stetascope time xx

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