Some Light Relief...I didnt say hand relief damn it  

Jonny_RottenGuy 44M
224 posts
4/1/2006 2:06 am

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4/10/2006 10:19 am

Some Light Relief...I didnt say hand relief damn it


Little Mikey was doing very badly at maths. His parents had tried everything tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. ..In short, everything they could think of to help his maths improve. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Mikey down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Mikey came home with a very serious
look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Mikey was hard at work.
His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her
shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while his mother tried
to understand what made all the difference. Finally little Mikey brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table then went up to his room and hit the books again.
With great trepidation his Mom looked at it and to her great
surprise little Mikey had got an "A" in maths. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it that helped you do so well? Was it the nuns?"
Little Mikey looked at her and shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the
structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT "

Little Mikey looked at her and said, "Well on the first day of school when I saw that Guy Nailed to the Plus Sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."



rm_gata11459 58F
10597 posts
4/3/2006 5:40 pm

just wanted to stop and tell ya how much i love ya xoxox gata

Peace xxx K


Jonny_RottenGuy 44M

4/10/2006 10:19 am

aww thanks gata, but you already know no on ecould love me more than i already love myself lol

lots of love xxxxxxxx Jonathon or rotten


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