Eight words with 2 Meanings  

Jonny_RottenGuy 44M
224 posts
5/30/2006 3:51 am

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9/7/2006 9:49 am

Eight words with 2 Meanings


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.. The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a crotch protector.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 5 minutes.

rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
5/30/2006 5:51 am

dork (doe-werk) n.

kathie.....guy in a lavender sweater... ar ar ar.. lmao.. i cant stand it.. laughin so hard


Peace xxx K


HBowt2 58F

5/30/2006 3:50 pm

loved them all jonny....but shouldn't we try to celebrate the differences....lol


irishandopen

6/12/2006 3:22 am

men are from venus women are from mars. Shit where does that leave me...... lol


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