Scary Pussy On My Face...ha ha  

JoLeeS 40F
249 posts
4/9/2006 6:10 pm

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4/10/2006 11:58 am

Scary Pussy On My Face...ha ha

Well, I woke up to find something furry on my face.... My son goes mom, mom, mom I found us a cat.....!! Now...I was half asleep... I said ok.... Whatever.... I roll back over and then I feel it... Long, sharp claws were in my ass.... There was a loud purring noise.... I said...WTF! Actually I was like A~! Get in here boy! He said yeah mom... i said what...is...THIS??!!?!?!? He said "a cat mom you said we could keep her." I don't recall saying it...but I was asleep...

SO I look at this cat... She is cute... She is adorable... All white and fluffy with black spots and an upside down ? mark on her nose.... Then I notice her belly...all big and fat and....moving??? I was like..not no...but hell no that cat is gonna pop out kittens any day!!! He was like "SWEET... Then we will have a bunch of cats....!"

I calmly picked the cat up and put her outside.... I said ok...here is the deal....you can feed the cat and pet her outside... But she is not coming back in this house until the kittens are born and gone ok.... He was like....sweet... So...I go to the kitchen to fix supper.... I heard him open the front door.... Then I see a cat flying toward me.... That cat jumped onto the counter where I was fixing the food and proceded to put her ass on my chicken.... I dunno if this will work out... We shall see...


JoLeeS 40F

4/9/2006 10:16 pm

Well mz... We have named this one der der for the time being... She is just not bright... My grandma had a HArvey... SHe got him the year i was born... She said he was instantly my guardian.. If I cried he would cry out until someone came to me... He slept next to my bassinet, and when I got older he slept on my pillow with me... I was 9 when he died..... Loved em to peices... He allowed me to dress him in clothes...booties...rock him, put him in cradle....never ran away from me....probably becuase he had his own bottle that i fed him milk from... My grandma said that the cat was destined to be my playmate from day one.... i miss him... He used to steal peas off of everyones plate(his favorite)....


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
4/10/2006 1:07 am


awww .... gud luck on that ....

and your picture is very nice


softnlush 53F

4/10/2006 4:12 am

about 7 yrs ago,a cat walked right up to me and she was gorgeous and very very pregnant..and I took her in..2 days later..8 babies..9 weeks later all found homes..I did my job *laughs*..good luck with all the fun you are about to have..and trust me..it will be fun

~~~snl~~~


JoLeeS 40F

4/10/2006 11:58 am

Thanks MZ! Thanks Goddess! I thouhgt it was a sweet pic too... Soft... We did too... I found a cat that was thin as a rail and near death... I took it inside...bathed her with dog flea shampoo... She never scratched or bit at me... i cleaned her up dried her off ut a bow on her and then showed my mom... She said ok you can keep her. Three weeks later we had 5 kittens... One of whom we kept and named Taxi. We kept mama cat too and dubbed her Queen Natalie. Becuase she truly was Queen of the house. Ha Ha I have pictures of them if ya'll ever wanna see. Both are in kitty heaven now. But are still sorely missed.


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