The True 12 Days of Christmas  

JarrodSparrow 33M
142 posts
12/19/2005 6:13 pm

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The True 12 Days of Christmas


Ok, so I've been gone a while, mostly because I hate winter and I hate December.

I've been doing ok this year though, so I've decided to bring you my own version of the 12 days of Christmas...(You know what, I'll think I'll make them nights...)

On the first night of christmas my true love gave to me some lube and a dvd.

On the second night of christmas my true love gave to me two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the third night of christmas my true love gave to me three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the fourth night of christmas my true love gave to me four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the fifth night of christmas my true love gave to me five nights of blowings, four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the sixth night of christmas my true love gave to me six sexy sayings, five nights of blowings, four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the seventh night of christmas my true love gave to me seven thongs with trimming, six sexy sayings, five nights of blowings, four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the eighth night of christmas my true love gave to me eight leggings silky, seven thongs with trimming, six sexy sayings, five nights of blowings, four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and dvd.

On the ninth night of christmas my true love gave to me nine knives gleaming, eight leggings silky, seven thongs with trimming, six sexy sayings, five nights of blowings, four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the tenth night of christmas my true love gave to me ten ladies pole dancing, nine knives gleaming, eight leggings silky, seven thongs with trimming, six sexy sayings, five nights of blowings, four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the eleventh night of christmas my true love gave to me eleven corsets with piping, ten ladies pole dancing, nine knives gleaming, eight leggings silky, seven thongs with trimming, six sexy sayings, five nights of blowings, four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

On the twelveth night of christmas my true love gave to me twelve drums of wine, eleven corsets with piping, ten ladies pole dancing, nine knives gleaming, eight leggings silky, seven thongs with trimming, six sexy sayings, five nights of blowing, four camisoles, three fine gins, two leather gloves, some lube and a dvd.

Thank you for joining me in the twelve nights of Christmas...try singing it...you'll find it a guilty pleasure to last you the season long...

Write your own versions of holiday classics, you'll never be without a smile.

Love to all my readers and I hope you have a happy holidays...

Jarrod

widowsaddiction 47F

12/19/2005 6:33 pm

That is fantastic! I just did a version of the 12 step programs...not nearly as appropriate for the holidays!!!


Celas_victoria 33M/38F
3 posts
12/19/2005 6:48 pm

I love it


caressmewell 53F

12/20/2005 4:57 am

Wow! I love it!


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/21/2005 2:52 am

smiles
loves your blogg
missing your posts lately
silky x


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