Tuning Your Engine  

JWantsLicks 50F
12 posts
6/4/2005 8:34 pm

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Tuning Your Engine

Is it me, or does anyone else find tuning up a car sexy?

I was tuning up my car today (yes ... I did it myself), and found myself distracted by the tools and the process. Yes, you read that correctly ... the tools and the process were distracting.

I began by changing the oil, and boy was it hard to fit under the car without a jack ... I had to squeeze my 38C breasts under the great mass of the car. I watched as the last of the oil dripped into the pan, and wondered at its great lubricating properties.

Later, I was using a socket and ratchet in order to change the air filter, and I noticed how snugly the socket fit around the head of the bolt ... it was fascinating to me that the head of the bolt could be both screwed off either by a screwdriver, or be gripped by a tight-fitting socket.

As I lay across the engine, I wiggled and jiggled the spark plug wires, trying to get them off, smiling with satisfaction when I heard the pop of the wire coming loose from the plug.

Then, as I was using a spark plug socket remover, I could not help but be mesmerized by the rubber inside the socket. What great protection!

I was excited about trying out those newer no-gapping, Bosch Platinum spark plugs ... being confident that they fired hot, and were long lasting ... but without that tedious gapping foreplay.

Isn't tuning a car up sexy?

InfraPlumsScore 60M
18 posts
6/6/2005 1:54 pm

come with me and i an waiting for you in car.

rm_lickuiwill2 49M

6/28/2005 5:46 pm

I like the hands-on tye of girl. Next time, though, try my tool, I think it is just what you need! But sure sounds like you know how to screw!

avi8or4u 53M

7/29/2005 6:31 pm

Everytime I look at you in the future, I"ll think about tuning up a car..... and how I might be able to apply that to you.... snug is akey word... well, and curvy too..

rm_wings2go 61M

8/3/2005 11:50 pm

It's best to run the car a few minutes to heat up the oil so it will drain well. Having the right size wrench to free up things is essential. Cylinders perform best when lubricated with fresh oil. Done well the first time this procedure becomes an enjoyable habit.Don't forget to check the dipstick for satisfying enjoyment for your engine,baby.

rm_freshaz 49M

8/26/2005 6:01 pm

indeed, male and female sockets, oil nipples, glands, the words are all there....tho, like any craft (sex as well...), two tuned implements are always better! personally, i find changing guitar strings just as sexy....you can mail me and ill tell u why! good luck! xx

rm_Easein2it 51M

8/26/2005 7:36 pm

Interesting analogies...I like the way you think!

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