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9/30/2005 9:21 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I recently received an email on AdultFriendFinder from a 24 y.o. male that read; "Are you looking for a young oral slave?" Although I quickly discarded the email and blocked the user; I have given some thought to the spirit in which the email was written. After all fellas (and ladies), who wouldn't want someone to dedicate themselves solely to giving you pleasure? So here is the posting that I came up with to place on Monster or

Wanted: young oral sex slave

Position Requirements: 69, on your knees, on your back and others as the job 'DICK'-TATES

Educational Requirements: None (However, due to strict legal requirements all applicants must be at least 18 years of age at the time of application.)

Job Experience: preferred, will train the right candidate

Benefits: All the protein shakes you can drink

Please apply in person. Be prepared for an interview and audition at the time of application.


10/2/2005 1:29 pm

Glad that I could make you smile. This is only the beginning.

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