Peanuts  

JJKittyKat 59F
339 posts
11/2/2005 12:27 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Peanuts

A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie!".
Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar.
A few sips later the voice said "beautiful shirt".
A little worried, the man decides to play the slot machine. As he puts a coin in the bandit he hears a harsh voice say, "You ugly cunt."
Looking around there's still no-one around.
A couple of seconds later the second voice said, "Fuck off you ugly tosser!"
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey...I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices, one saying nice things, and one being really offensive, and there's not a soul in here but us."
"Ah" answered the bartender. "the peanuts...they're complimentary, but the bandit's out of order."



GangBangCple 66M/55F

11/2/2005 10:13 pm

hehe,
love ur jokes , keep em coming


AlbertPrince 57M

11/3/2005 1:43 am

LOL


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/3/2005 5:38 am

ROFLMFAO!!! I love it!!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


AlbertPrince 57M

11/4/2005 3:31 am

I see we are going for quality over quantity. Prolific is not a word I would use to describe your blogging.


JJKittyKat 59F

11/4/2005 5:03 am

Al- always been my way to go for quality over quantity, but quality and quantity now that's something to aim for don't you think?


JJKittyKat 59F

11/4/2005 5:05 am

Gangbang- Hey glad you liked it I'll do my best!


JJKittyKat 59F

11/4/2005 5:25 am

HH- Glad you liked the joke but I am still trying to find one as funny as your A bird in a paper bag A bird in a paper bag... I loved that one.


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