Mercedes dealership  

JJKittyKat 59F
339 posts
12/7/2005 1:05 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Mercedes dealership

I walked into the local Merc. dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect exquisite two-seater Mercedes and walked over to inspect it more closely. As I bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped me. Very embarassed, I anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Not to far away was a salesman, But I'm sure he hadn't heard, and he noticed me looking around and came over.

With a pleasant smile he greeted me, "Good Morning, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain my air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, I smiled back and asked,

"What is the price of this beautiful car?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price."

AlbertPrince 57M

12/8/2005 11:00 am

LOL So you DO fart?

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/8/2005 9:46 pm

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...i am rolling with laughter at this precious given point in time.........thank you

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

JJKittyKat 59F

12/12/2005 12:46 pm

Al- only when touching leather upholstery

JJKittyKat 59F

12/12/2005 12:48 pm

Goddess- you're very welcome thankyou for visiting please come back again JJ

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