Adventures with a paperclip  

JJKittyKat 59F
339 posts
11/19/2005 5:48 am

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Adventures with a paperclip

I thought I would tell you about something funny that happened to me on the way to the studio this morning. Or, I’ll bet you never thought how many uses there are for the humble paper clip. I had a little mishap with my piercing last night. I had recently purchased the “wonderful vibrating barbell” to wear in my clitoral hood. I was in such a hurry to put it in that I must have left the ball slightly loose. Well I was out last night and had lots of beer which led to some very exciting kitchen sink sex (must remember to do those dishes)and then we moved to the bedroom where we had some more funny, happy, exhilarating, energetic, and orgasmic sex. At some point the barbell must have fallen out. I didn’t discover it had gone until this morning when I found the ball in the bed and the bar on the kitchen floor. Oh dear! It had been out all night and I just couldn’t get the bugger back in. I tried down from the top and up from underneath the hood with the barbell and with a ring, but nothing worked It would seem to have closed up completely I was not looking forward to going back to the piercing shop to have it redone!! I was wondering what to do next, when I thought about putting something else through the hole to see if it was open. I rejected offers of a drill, a screwdriver, a pen refill (I mean really!!) Oh! what about a paperclip? “Well only if it is plastic coated and a pretty colour” It was, a yellow paperclip was opened up and much to my surprise slid effortlessly through the hole. The bar or ring would still not go through so I would have to wear the paperclip until I could get home and try again. We had to fold over the ends so I could wear it comfortably. I was suddenly struck by how ridiculous it was for me to be driving home with a paper clip folded into my bits and I laughed till the tears ran down my legs. All I needed now was to have a road accident on the way home and have to explain this in the emergency room. I was lucky though and got home safely and was able to remove the paperclip and eventually put the ring in which will remain there for a while I think. I will treasure that paperclip though. The moral of this story is: never underestimate the usefulness of small items of office equipment.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/19/2005 10:24 am

*Coughs gently*.... this is where I tell you that the humble paperclip was invented by a Norwegian... I kid you not!! There is even a great big paperclip "statue" to commemorate it!!

Glad to hear you had loads of fun though!! I think I'll leave my ring in for a bit longer though!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

GangBangCple 66M/55F

11/20/2005 1:57 am

Must remember to put a paper clip in my wallet, next to the comdoms, for our next date!

AlbertPrince 57M

11/20/2005 4:28 am

Think of the fun we could have with a stapler

expatbrit49 62M

11/20/2005 8:29 am

LOL at Albert.......... Ouch

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
11/21/2005 2:10 am

Wonderful story ... I always said piercings could be fun! And to think I have always thought of the paperclip as having only two uses before now. Maybe there's a book in it: "101 Uses For The Common Paperclip".

Me, I'd just settle for being able to figure out how to remove my ring!

JJKittyKat 59F

11/21/2005 10:22 am

Helga- Thankyou for that it is alays good to learn new things.... I would leave your ring in for a while yet the nipple takes the longest to heal or so I am finding out.

JJKittyKat 59F

11/21/2005 10:23 am

Gangbang- Always be prepared

JJKittyKat 59F

11/21/2005 10:24 am

Al-Put down the stapler and step away from the desk!

JJKittyKat 59F

11/21/2005 10:25 am

Expat -don't laugh it just encourages him!!

JJKittyKat 59F

11/21/2005 10:29 am

TQ- I'll be happy to show you!

starlight_runner 39F

11/21/2005 10:52 pm

how do u explain it at airports when the detectors go off.rofl
the thought ocurred to me when reading this.eofl

kisses Star who might join the clitty club soon WEG

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