and now for the juicy bits... (who the fuck am I kidding?)  

Iwakura16Eyes 37F
603 posts
5/12/2006 11:18 pm

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5/24/2006 9:17 am

and now for the juicy bits... (who the fuck am I kidding?)

this is my list of shit I learned and a list of tips for future prospects

1. I want a guy that will NOT stop until I have had my fill (this might take awhile--better keep yer watch on my ankles or on my hand when it's between yer thighs).

2. BRING A VARIETY OF CONDOMS. If Mr. Happy does not have a raincoat the Cave of Wonders is CLOSED. AS IN CLAMPED... (fuck.) why should you bring a variety? because i like different sensations--they are neato...

3. no more 1st showing put-outs for me. YOU WILL NOT HIT IT AND THEN QUIT IT. I am not, NOT (not!!!!) looking for a one-nighter-FWB-and unfortunately, it turns into that when the other person is not aware of yer body or yer likes, etc. yes?

4. this serial-fucking thing is like my undergraduate research. I must study each one of you and get more out of it.... or else shit like this might happen again. study, study, study... (and about me? it's ALL here--if you read ALL this shit--you should be able to fuck me like a pro)

5. I am not looking to be a box for you to play with. look at me--touch me... enjoy me... don't just simply bang away at me. women can tell the difference, yanno...?

blah....all gone... when I think of more--you'll read about it... I am kinda pissed---I had to go back to the other guy mentioned for a lil holiday to fix the funk I was in all day today. *cries* (lol--would you believe the Freudian Slip I had...? I originally typed "fuck" instead of "funk." LMA

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
5/13/2006 12:32 am

Study? Could I just take the entrance exam and test out?

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

Iwakura16Eyes 37F

5/13/2006 7:10 am

heh... the perv in me grabbed every innuendo out of that immediately (that always tells you what kind of mood I am in, eh?)

ProtonicMan 48M

5/13/2006 9:00 am

Hey, girlie.

Serial dating I can understand, but serial fucking? *Shakes head in disappointment* I thought you were smarter than that.

I think that you should be able to learn a lot about a guy before before any clothes ever come off. If he can't kiss for crap, and you don't feel any chemistry in the way he touches you or holds you, he's probably not gonna fuck very well, either.

Don't sell yourself short, or your playtime will be short, too.


Iwakura16Eyes 37F

5/13/2006 5:05 pm

everything leading up the moment was ok. That's why I'm kinda confused. I don't even think that kissing and touching are good testers for this anymore.

I was joking about the "serial fucking" dear.. I do not really plan on fucking everything in sight. .ewww...

i could explain this better if I msg'd ya...

ProtonicMan 48M

5/14/2006 3:55 pm

"i could explain this better if I msg'd ya..."

Yeah, you probably could. So, what's your point?

Iwakura16Eyes 37F

5/14/2006 8:17 pm

i am not as vapid as I sound and I feel the need to defend myself.

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