7 kinds of sex  

IrishKev 40M
1015 posts
6/2/2006 9:00 am

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6/13/2006 3:02 pm

7 kinds of sex

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS . . .

Don't forget the 7th kind is called: Social Security Sex This is when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on.


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/4/2006 11:50 pm

I've yet to reach the 3rd one.....thankfully

What about you?


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/5/2006 8:22 am

Haha that's not good! You need to try and get it back to number 2 again


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/5/2006 2:34 pm

Well the next time you pass your partner in the hall instead of saying "screw you" actually grab him, rip his clothes off and screw his brains out! That would be a lot more fun


HBowt2 58F

6/6/2006 12:53 am

stage 5 here...


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/6/2006 10:13 am

Get someone to show you how it's done (purely for research of course)


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/7/2006 12:45 am

Well if it is only for research then i'd offer to help you out...i'm sure you have plenty of offers though


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/7/2006 12:48 am

    Quoting HBowt2:
    stage 5 here...
Ouch...


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/7/2006 10:44 am

Pity you're not planning any trips then although I think you'd teach more than you'd learn


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/8/2006 2:54 am

Now that's the correct attitude....when are you setting up the class?


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/8/2006 10:47 am

The student will cum whenever told


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/9/2006 11:07 am

Well there's only one way to find out


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/10/2006 8:36 am

See you're teaching already


IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
6/13/2006 2:37 am

Well after reading some of your stories on your blog I know you have a lot to teach!


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