Women please refer to manual  

Ingerland 46M  
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7/5/2006 9:39 am

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9/14/2006 4:06 am

Women please refer to manual


Listen up ladies (1)
> > Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put the bloody thing down.
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> > Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it.
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> > Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present. . . again.
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> > Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
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> > Saturday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. Let it be.
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> > Shopping is not a sport.
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> > Anything you wear is fine. Really.
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> > Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
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> > If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your arse down a gym.
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> > Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

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