|Blogs > InNeedOfTang > The Big Dick w/no Pootey|
For some reason I seem to have been cursed with an unquenchable thirst for sex (like most men)...but the problem with me is that I seem to live in a damn desert, which makes this thirst seem like a scorching jalepeno instead. Anyways enough with the analogies. What seems to happen is I get to a point with a girl where the deal is almost clenched and BAM!!! shit happens for 1 example:
I met this philipino girl who is in the air force and we hit it off real well...problem? I had no car, this didn't seem to be a big deal for the first little while, she came and saw me on base and we had fun. Then as we are getting to take clothes off *knock *knock.. WTF.. Somebody knocking on the door looking for somebody I don't even know.. talk about bad timing, anyways. I get back on the bed with her and we start over...i'm licking her nipples and playing with her pussy with my hand, unzip the jeans got them just over the hips *ring *ring DAMNIT... her sister needs her home... I get left high and dry, so the next night she calls me and tells me where she is and she's drunk and wants to come over *turns out some other guy took my spot that night and they are together now *DAMN* I just wanted to hit that tight pussy one time...There are many many many more instances of this happening, and later I will give instances of bizarre shit going right.