Valentines Day Massacre  

IanDark 54M
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2/14/2006 10:16 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Valentines Day Massacre

I was thinking the other day about Valentine's Day. It's weird that if falls on a Tuesday this year, yet you can't drive legally drunk on Christmas Eve!

Another thing that's driving me nuts is that when I blog here, it's one big run on paragraph. I don't type it that way. Yet, when it hits print, there it is. Like I'm some kind of caffeine hound.

What I can't figure out is why all the single people are so damned crabby on Valentine's Day. It seems like a perfectly legitimate day to get it on. Screw chocolate.... give me an orgasm!

Another thing that's been bugging me. I go out with this woman and she says, "You're a nice guy."
That means it's time to roll the final credits. Your passport to Pussytown has been denied. You're nice... Fuck!

There are some really hot women on AdultFriendFinder. I meet a few of them, but we never get to have crazy wild monkey sex. Okay, so maybe once... not exactly what I expected, but it was great.

Hopefully someone will read this soon. There's a bomb in my pants and only reading this will stop the detonation.

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