Fucking Info  

IanDark 54M
16 posts
3/30/2006 9:00 pm
Fucking Info


A long time ago, I was in the USN... The US Navy. The phrase "... swore like a sailor...". It's true. Not all of us, but a lot the guys were from New York City. Fuck off is like hello there.

I was thinking the other day about the perfectly good waste of a word that seems so versatile. It can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, or interjection. I'll give examples.

Verb That guy just fucked Congolia Clapsaddle.

Noun Hey, check out the fuck in the calf shit green car.

Adjective Your fucking car just ran over my foot.

Adverb Your car just ran over my fucking foot!

Interjection Holy fuck!

It's useful because you can even use it as a positive or a negative. What can I say? I'm using examples right fucking now.

Positive use I just won the fucking lottery! Or... Fuck! I won the lottery!

Negative use Oh fuck! My lottery numbers didn't come up!

Positive use I'm totally fucked up!

Negative Use I'm totally fucked!

Fuck is considered a vulgar term. Weird that we can't past this, but accept paying $30,000 for a war that should have been over 2 years ago after we captured Saddam.

We were saying, "Fuck yeah! (Chimpboy too!)

Saddam was probably saying, "Oh... fuuuuuck..."

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