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Remember the first time you saw a porn flick? I remember my first one. It was the summer just after we got out of high school. My best friend was just getting ready to join the Navy, so we headed up to Eau Claire. He had to caught the bus there so they could send him to Minneapolis (here) for his physical.
It was a big deal to go to Minneapolis when I was in high school. It was about a 3 hour trip. Compared to our little town of 1000 people, it was like New York. I remember my first trip here too, but I'll save that for later.
Anyway, my buddy was cruising around Eau Claire in his Z28 black Camaro when we spotted an adult movie theater. "Slippery When Wet" was showing. We laughed for a little while, then decided to check it out.
There's never much of a plot in most porn movies, so it's hard to remember a lot of details. There were two girls that lived together. One of them heads to the grocery store and buys a kielbasa. When she gets it home, she and her roomie started making out, then spy the kielbasa looking ever-so-phallic, and fuck the hell out of each other with it.
I was a little embarrassed watching it, but also strangely aroused. When the movie was done, we left feeling kind of dazed and a bit overwhelmed. I think we went to a record store. Yep, they had records back then.
Zappa was playing when we walked in, a fitting soundtrack to the weird vibe we were feeling. All the people in the store looked strange to me. I was checking out the girls, wondering if they'd do some of the kinky stuff I'd seen in the movie. I was too shy to talk to any of them.
Soon it was time to take my best friend to the bus station and head on home with his Z28. I dropped him off, we were still laughing about the kielbasa. I had a job in the meat department at our town grocery store, so anytime a woman bought kielbasa, I'd have to look away.
I don't watch a lot of porn. Initially, it's kind of exciting, but after awhile it's like watching someone work out at the gym. I'm surprised they don't have a spotter. Besides, even though it's kind of hot to watch a girl on screen, it's a lot hotter to see them in your bedroom.
Still, it fascinates me in a way. I wonder what they performers are really like - the girls. I could care less about the guys. A lot of 'em are smaller than I am. How did they break into that kind of biz? Did they answer an ad? The only story I know about is John Holmes. I think he just went into a porn director, unzipped his fly and rolled it out. It makes me wonder if any of the performers show up an audition with a resume'.
From what I've heard, the porn industry is business like. Performers arrive on the set in robes sometimes until it's time for action. Most of 'em these days don't have any script, they just roll cameras when the robes are dropped. The director might yap out of few things to do before hand. Then there's the "fluffer"...
That info is pretty common knowledge. It would interesting to know more details. It kind of makes you wonder what dates are like with porn stars. Do their dates know?
That's enough for now. If any readers have inside info on the industry, I'd like to hear about it.
4/24/2006 4:40 pm
Most of the guys that get into porn start in gay flicks... The females are great to look at, but to be honest, you might have more fun boning your next door neighbor than one of them... Trust me on this one... And for the most part, all guys know if they are dating a porn startlett. The business is too big now not to know...|