posts 8/16/2006 4:11 pm
9/20/2006 2:40 pm
Whose Blog Is This Anyway?
| [font face=Courier New]Just to clarify a few points:|
1. This is MY blog.
If you drop in and read it, fine. If you like what you read or don't, also fine. However, please do not email me telling me what to write in my blog simply based on your preferences. Because, THIS IS NOT YOUR BLOG.
This blog is never going to contain porn stories, details of my romantic liaisons with men I might meet, articles based on popular opinion or demand. Why? Because this is MY blog. My outlet for MY feelings, thoughts, opinions, gripes, tears, heartbreaks, observations, et al.
2. NO MEANS NO!
If I'm not interested in you and tell you so politely, please do NOT make me have to ban you by continuing to pursue me with the thinly veiled excuse that you want to be my friend or admire my mind. I know the difference. If you truly wanted to be my friend, we would NOT have "met" on this site!
3. Who's your daddy, bitch!?
Okay. Let's dissect this one. I am in no way, shape or form, submissive. I am a powerful BITCH (Babe In Total Control of Herself) of a woman, who only the strongest men can appreciate. I know. I've had some phenomenal men in my life, true examples of Varsity Manhood. I've also had 2-bit losers and 2-pump chumps. By benefit of this experience and my 173 point IQ, I DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. So, the more applicable statement would be:
FIRE IS YOUR DADDY, BITCH!
4. Good gentlemen get rewards!
This should be self-evident by now. Men who follow the rules get to share my time. Those who do not get banned. Trying my patience makes my overall opinion of MANkind drop like the mercury in a thermometer in the middle of winter in the Arctic Circle.
5. Passion.com and AdultFriendFinder prove that vibrators ARE in fact better than men!
The big difference between me and the men who persist in treating me like a hole is this: YOU NEED ME. However, I DO NOT NEED YOU. I'm perfectly happy--like a great many women on this site--to simply spend my time blogging and laughing at the more ridiculous antics.
I also have a vibrator. A very nice one that knows exactly where my G-spot is. It does not disrespect me. It never cheats on me. It never has to masturbate itself, or have me giving it head for hours in order to stay hard and pleasurable. It doesn't make demands on me at all. And when I'm satisfied, it doesn't bitch because I don't want it to sleep in the bed with me. It goes back where it belongs without so much as a peep.
The only reason I'm here is that I can't--well, not without causing a sensation--go to dinner and a movie with my vibrator. My vibrator can't take me on a vacation to Paris or London. My vibrator can't play strip Star Trek Monopoly with me--well, that's not strictly true. . .I could always roll the dice for Sparky and move his piece for him. This also has the advantage of him not whining like a school girl when I win. Bonus!
Companionship. That's it. So, if you're not interested in giving me that and treating me like your girlfriend, I don't want you. Got it?
So now, I'm heading back into the grotto to watch Sin City while playing strip Star Trek Monopoly with Sparky. It's already shaping up to be a fantastic evening![/FONT]
8/20/2006 2:48 pm
Strange... no one commented on this. |
Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience
8/20/2006 4:27 pm
Well, it's sort of self-evident, really.
It was intended for someone who was basically pestering me, despite the fact that I had nicely let him know I was not interested and would never be interested. He wrote every day, even though I ignored his emails. He posted here and I ignored his posts.
The straw that broke it for me was when he wrote telling me that he wanted me to concentrate on writing erotic stories on my blog and that he didn't want to read anything else about my ex, my lover "B", or the idiotic emails I get, etc.
That just pissed me off royally. You can guess the sort of email he got back for his troubles. This is not The Burger King "have it your way" Blog. I'm not here to ask all my visitors if they want to "super-size that."
Thanks for stopping by!
posts8/21/2006 11:41 pm
Thanx for the qualifier, IAmWet. I read the post and wondered what it was all about. |
PS: I found this post by way of Priapeo's blog where I had just commented. I saw that he came here so out of curiosity I followed him over...
8/22/2006 12:18 am
Keith! Great to see you here. I see your posts on so many of my favorite blogs. It's wonderful of you to drop into the grotto for a visit.|
Isn't it sad when you have to read the literal riot act to somebody? But, it had gone on for a couple of weeks and nice and thoughtful wasn't getting the point across. And yes. . .when pushed too far, even innocent little me will go Medieval on somebody!
One of my all-time favorite Shakespeare quotes is from Hamlet. The first gravedigger tells the second, "Cudgel thy brains no farther for thy dull ass will not mend its pace with beating." Darling Will certainly knew what he was talking about with that one.
posts8/22/2006 8:02 am
What fools these mortals be.|