posts 8/11/2006 12:09 pm
9/20/2006 2:30 pm
Oral Sex Causes Blindness!
|Ha! Made you look. |
I noticed how my post about an erotic scene from my novel garnered more views than the one following it on finding gentlemen here.
Does sex cancel out manners? Does lack of sex equal boredom?
Not in my universe, but Faithful Readers, you already know this from my previous posts.
I've taken a chance and opened this blog up for comments. I had originally disallowed comments because I've learned from past experience on my personal blog not to allow every Tom, Dick and Norman Bates access to my private musings. It can fly off the rails at light speed. . .and usually does when I'm not online to monitor it! /:>
We'll see how this goes.
I'm listless and fragmented this morning, Faithful Readers. Not enough coffee and interrupted sleep last night. One of the cats became ill and I really thought that was going to be the end for him. . .hard to sleep knowing your best friend might be breathing his last. But today he seems back to himself again. Oh, the joys and tears of loving elderly cats.
I want to write, but. . .well, let's just say I need to mainline more caffeine in order for that to happen. I had freaky dreams last night--before and after the cat drama--and that usually gets my muse dancing faster than a mime on crack standing on a lava bed.
It's only noon. . .there's still hope for getting some work done this day after all.
Lastly. . .the subject line reference. . .
When I was a very young and impressionable child, I remember a particular episode of Tom Snyder's "The Tomorrow Show," where this was the subject matter--along with all sorts of other "alternative" sex topics. That was the first time I ever heard the word fetish or found out what a Domme was. (Even at that age, I knew what I wanted to grow up to be! ) At any roads, before the first commercial break, good old Tom made the comment that their discussion was going to be, "Oral sex causes blindness." He quickly followed this with:
"Oh, my God!!! I can't see!!!!!"
Guilty as charged here. I'll just have to get one of those lovely German Shepards and a cane. As one of the additional question sections of my profile suggests, "Nothing is better than oral."
Until the next time--or until I achieve the appropriate titer of caffeine in my bloodstream--that's the news unfit to print from the grotto. . .
8/11/2006 5:05 pm
Whew! and here, all this time I've been very careful about how many times I masturbate cuz I thought THAT caused blindness! Well... since the other reason ain't happening, I guess I don't have to make that eye appointment I was thinking about!|
8/13/2006 11:27 am
Hello ZZ and 8! Thanks for stopping by and sharing your thoughts! |
ZZ, I thought masturbation gave you hairy palms and sent you to hell--wait, that's marriage, right?
Either way, pass the Nair and hand me my cane and guide dog. I'll not stop doing either joyfully naughty activity!
8, Angelpuss is fine. I don't know what got into him, but he seems his fat, happy self again. Thank you so much for being a sweetheart and for asking after him!