I am Fucking Horny Men  

ILOVEBANANA 42F
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11/11/2005 5:54 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I am Fucking Horny Men


My fiancée and I have been together about a year. He calls himself a Neanderthal, and he's not entirely wrong; he isn't romantic in the faintest. He's sweet, considerate, and protective and I love him with all my heart, but if a moment begins to get slightly romantic, he somehow ruins it. His version of foreplay is saying "lets f****" or "I'm horny, you wanna do something about it?"

If I mention, "I'm horny" he'll just smile and ask me how long I've been on this site that day (we always end up messing around after I'm on here). Sometimes he'll tell me later. But if I'm really serious about wanting sex, I just walk over, bend down and give him a long, passionate kiss. No tongue, and bite on his lower lip. Sometimes I throw in a little moan while I do it...anyway, one kiss and he's half hard. I straddle him, keep kissing him and boing!

It's the closest thing to foreplay I get.

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