She's COOKIN!!  

HotTXpussy4U 48F
2177 posts
12/16/2005 9:52 am

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She's COOKIN!!

My mom sent this to me.... this is my kind of cooking!!!

Just in time for Christmas.....................

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality - pour one level
cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


gnr8nrg 46M

12/16/2005 11:02 am

That's great. I made pina colodas last night and then sat in the hot tub. I've got a rough life. I'll buy cookie mix and eat it raw to often. The Cuervo however, well lets just say I've had a few painful days because of it.

HotTXpussy4U 48F

12/16/2005 12:09 pm

It's obvious I need to be hanging out with YOU Grant... pina colodas, hot tubs, and Cuervo kind of guy. Alas, I had to give up Jose years ago - he liked to party more than I could keep up with. Jose starts off a little rough, then gets a little smoother, then he tries to take advantage of your state of mind...then he leaves you no memories. I miss Jose - and the Cuervo Too!!

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