Purina Diet  

HotTXpussy4U 48F
2177 posts
8/23/2006 8:14 am

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8/24/2006 10:51 am

Purina Diet

Obviously not MY story, but still funny!

I have 2 Dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

LOL - It's a visual...but truly funny!

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/23/2006 9:00 am

A triple dose of giggles this morning Darlin' -- you are just soooo cute!

HotTXpussy4U replies on 8/23/2006 9:50 am:
I just want everyone to be HAPPY !

So much negativity in this world.....

But the day is young, so give me time! LOL

aries_flames 48F

8/23/2006 5:09 pm

OMG! I am DYING at the visual that one gave me! Thanks for the laughs!


jrb6955 58M

8/23/2006 5:47 pm


docdirk 47M

8/23/2006 7:52 pm


Panthers vs Dolphins Thursday night!!!!

OK, only pre-season, but it's football, right? Hmmm, Superbowl preview???

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

tbone79606 47M
22 posts
8/24/2006 10:29 am

That was great! I luv it. Wish I could have seen her face. Sometimes people need to be told "HERE'S YOUR SIGN".

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