Playboy - - What do I do??  

HotTXpussy4U 48F
2177 posts
2/13/2006 8:59 pm

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Playboy - - What do I do??

Okay - if you know anything about me...know that I am a mischevious little cuss. LOL

Upon arriving home tonight - the first thing I did was grab the mail from the curb. Now most of the time there is nothing in there but catalogs and bills. But tonight, I had a special treat that presented me with a delimma.

SO - I've decided to let my fellow bloggers decide for me what I should do.

Before I continue this you should know this: I think my neighbors are very weird. Now, I could could go into all the reasons I think they are weird - but I'm sure I'd find some way to offend someone and that is not my intention. So for the purpose of this discussion - I think they are wierd and because you are MY blogger should think they are weird too. LOL

There is my small stack of mail - was my neighbors Playboy. They moved in about 8 months ago...and since their arrival - from time to time I get a piece of their mail. If it looks important, I place it in their mailbox..if it's just junk..I toss it. Oh - and keep in mind..I've never actually done more than a quick hello wave to them. They are freaky I keep my distance.

Now my first reaction was "COOL - looky what I got!!" hee hee. But then I thought "Dang, now I got to return this to them".

But do I? ha ha

I don't know when the last time I looked through a Playboy. I remember growing up, dad kept them in a drawer in his bathroom. At the time I thought it was an odd place to keep them...but as an adult - I get it now.

I can't think of a single reason that I would ever have the need to buy one.....I mean, what's the purpose of it for me? Really?

So - - do I keep it for my very own..reading it from cover to cover? That thought kind of excites me! Or do I give the weird guy back his porn - and if so, do I do via the mailbox..or take it right up to him?? LOL - - - boy would he just fall over or what? LOL

So I leave it to you - - I'm keeping it here for another day....I promise to keep the hidawrap on it and not open it.


rm_rsm13 47M
3 posts
2/13/2006 9:30 pm

Keep it for yourself!

easy_8 56M

2/13/2006 9:38 pm

Keep it...

rm_ianlegend 29M
2 posts
2/13/2006 9:41 pm

keep it

ogpops 46M
1 post
2/13/2006 10:00 pm

Knock on the door and give it to him LOL

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
2/13/2006 10:13 pm

i say you keep it. never know what "connection" they might feel with you if you bring it on over.

groomedpubes2 59M
106 posts
2/13/2006 10:18 pm

Why do people think it is o.k. to steel from other people? I might consider keeping something from a corporation but not another individual who is just trying to make it through life the best he can. Maybe his parents screwed him up. Put it in his mailbox when he is not home and you wont have to deal with him. If he is doing things to you or your belongings thats destructive then I might consider keeping it.


2/13/2006 10:31 pm


boytoy4urdesire 37M
35 posts
2/13/2006 11:38 pm

Open it, look at it, have your fun with it. Then sometime next week tell him you thought it was for you or for someone that lived there before you and just realized that it had his address on it. Then give it back to him. Do it directly just to see his face. Enjoy!

gnr8nrg 45M

2/14/2006 12:09 am

Happy Valentines Day HotTX Keep it or send it to me.

SlimGoodGuy 38M

2/14/2006 12:14 am

Well I like rules sometimes and I'd be pissed if I didn't get my porn on time. Give it back via the mailbox. Go get your own if you're such a mischevious little cuss. You said it yourself. Why would you ever need to buy one?

The way I see it, I'd rather have weird neighbors than neighbors that are shady and mischevious, no offense. I put honesty above all else. I know not everyone is into that, especially around here. Maybe I'm just old fashioned. I like keeping neighbors on my good side, not giving them reasons to distrust me. You never know when you might need a little help from one of them.

HotTXpussy4U 48F

2/14/2006 11:14 am

Well - I have to say I'm this point with 12 comments - the votes are 50/50. And they say the people on sex sites have no values.... I Love it....

Keep'm coming...I'm watching.

Trav - you would know..have you seen your posts lately?? LOL - Hugs and Kisses - Happy VD to you too...

caressmewell 53F

2/14/2006 1:16 pm

Why not read it then give it back? Kinda tear the hideawrap just enough to get it out to read.

Happy Valentines Day

HotTXpussy4U 48F

2/14/2006 2:04 pm

I'm thinking it would make for great conversation on my road trip with the girls this weekend. Maybe it would bring the other 3 out of their shell.

A shell I've never really been in.....


rm_cant_be_true 38M

2/14/2006 2:38 pm

Since your neighbors are weird I say there's no harm in fucking with them a little bit so...

Put some glue inbetween the good pictures and stick the pages together. Then take a post-it and write "Sorry, it CAME to me first " And put it in there mail box, or if you feel like having even more fun, hand deliver it without saying a word, give a little chuckle and skip off into the sunset.

That's just my vote though.

rm_1963male4U 53M
14 posts
2/15/2006 10:23 am

I say read it , bend it so that it is kinda out of shape, then put it back in the mail box . Obviously, someone read it, but who ?

mejeffe 47M

2/15/2006 11:35 am

Read it then take it back. But make sure none of the pages are stuck togther before you hand it over.

HotTXpussy4U 48F

2/15/2006 2:46 pm

Thanks for all the's been fun reading and seeing what others would do. In the end - I'm an honest person..more than mischevious. So tonight I will take it to my neighbor and hand deliver. I'm just enough of a little stinker that I HAVE to do it face to face..just to see the reaction.

Of course..if it's an eventful return - you KNOW I will blog about it. LOL

groomedpubes2 59M
106 posts
2/15/2006 5:59 pm

Hey texas pussey I'm glad you decided to take it back. I'm proud of you.

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