My Useless "Cherry"  

HotTXpussy4U 48F
2177 posts
12/13/2005 3:54 pm

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My Useless "Cherry"

My new blackberry arrived today. I must tell you that my company refer's to my blackberry as "Cherry". Some people call theirs a blueberry (for the blue casings) other's a "raspberry" (for reasons I'm still not clear)...but Mine - fittingly has been named "Cherry".

So my new Cherry arrived in it's pretty little box today. All nice and clean, never been used. Who knew that you could get a new cherry overnighted?

I took my cherry out, anticipation was killing me to play with my cherry. I wanted it to spring to that I could get mine back.

But, alas, my cherry does not work. Unless you slide in the little card in the back of the cherry - it is of no use.

So what's a girl to do - with a useless cherry?

Putting your cherry in your pocket is no good - I want my cherry to vibrate.

Being that is so odd shaped - my cherry makes an awful coaster.

I scratched my cherry once - well, that's another story.

SO - what would you do with a useless cherry??

Valdrane78 38M

12/13/2005 4:21 pm

I don't even know what you are talking about to be honest, lol!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

Plano69 54M

12/13/2005 4:22 pm

LOL! I'll have to see it first...

newlysingle792 37M
3 posts
12/13/2005 4:22 pm

No cherry is ever useless, my dear. Perhaps you could give it away to someone?

gnr8nrg 46M

12/13/2005 4:30 pm

(Grant runs in panting) I had to catch up again because there were three more by the time I finished. From your description above I'd like to be the card that slides into your cherry. If you get your cherry to vibrate, how do I get to watch? There is no such thing as a useless cherry. We just have to figure out it's best position... in life.

vuderhose 45M

12/13/2005 4:51 pm

I don't have my own cherry. But, after contacting a few friends who do, here are a few tips:

Don't neglect your cherry

Never expose your cherry to temps above 98.6

DO clean your cherry after each use

Never try to taste your own cherry as this could cause back pain

It's ok to taste others' cherries

For technical assistance with you cherry, contact Vuderhose

Hope that was helpful!

frogger1995 39F

12/13/2005 4:57 pm

Pop it of course!

HotTXpussy4U 48F

12/13/2005 5:26 pm

I was laughing as you were posting..and I knew I was blogging. I thought -he's going to shoot me!!! LOL

So glad you made it to the end.

A little cherry on the side never hurt no one....

HotTXpussy4U 48F

12/13/2005 5:27 pm


What? I should stand on the street corner and try to sell my cherry? I don't think so!! lol

Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
12/13/2005 6:17 pm

I think you should just get the cherry stem and make sure that it's attached properly to the sweet little unit.

When it's up and running, let me know. I'll email you my PIN and we can text berry to cherry, lol.

HotTXpussy4U 48F

12/13/2005 11:08 pm

Dallas Male 35
I'm curios about the fruit meet-up you talk about... we will have to talk about that.

Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
12/14/2005 12:44 am

LoL. I would be glad to .

HotTXpussy4U 48F

12/14/2005 11:17 am

Dallas Male 35
Make sure there is a banana in this fruitbowl!!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.....

The good thing about new cherries, they get popped over and over

Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
12/14/2005 8:34 pm

There is a banana in the fruitbowl for you HotTX. As long as there are still a few of those cherries left!

HotTXpussy4U 48F

12/14/2005 10:14 pm

Dallas Male 35
I'll bring the bring the whip cream!

cooldaddy63 53M

12/15/2005 12:25 am

I'd like to vibrate your cherry.

Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
12/15/2005 2:00 am

LOL. Damn.

Just thinking about it, I had to whip a few batches of cream already today!

Sucks to be single, though. I need to find myself a nice lady that owns a cherry orchard

rm_Easein2it 51M

1/10/2006 5:05 pm

Ebay Item:

New "Cherry" still in its original box. Never used and not sure if it works; maybe you'll have better luck with it. Happy Bidding!

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