Fucking Freaky Ass Men - STAY AWAY  

HotTXpussy4U 48F
2177 posts
8/24/2006 6:48 pm

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8/31/2006 8:53 pm

Fucking Freaky Ass Men - STAY AWAY

What in my profile gives this guy any indication that I am a freak of nature like him?? OMG - - I'm so totally grossed out by this email.....

"Good afternoon ma'am. This will strike you as an odd request, but please don't bash me for my fetish. Live and let live. Anyway I was wondering if you'd consider sending me a pair of your old wore out pair of dirty panties that you've worn for a day and slept in. You see I'm just your average joe and don't make a lot of money. That being said I have a very hard time connecting with attractive women like yourself. So I try for the next best thing in my opinion which is to just be able to smell you while I masturbate. Once again please don't bash me. I really am a good honest man and trusting neighbor and friend to those that know me. If this request offends you I honestly appologize as no harm is intended. I mentioned I don't make a lot of money, but I will repay the postage if you'd like me to.
Best of luck to you in all you do."


I just hate these emails... HATE THEM!!!!

leave me alone you freaks...I beg you...

Maybe I need to put that as my headline- "freaks Need Not Apply, I already hate you"???


rm_Gentle12553 66M
1378 posts
8/24/2006 7:14 pm

Geeze, write him back and tell him to send the postage and then unload your closet with all the stuff you wanted to send to the Salvation Army.... Mail him a box of crap....Or get his address and I will....I have some funky ole gym shorts he can have...


RocketMan_Len 52M
2325 posts
8/24/2006 7:15 pm

It could be worse - he could have offered to send you some of HIS in exchange!


aries_flames 48F

8/24/2006 7:37 pm

Know what I would do? I'd go up to a homeless person; offer them an entire package of fresh, clean, brand-new underwear in trade for the grungy ones they are wearing; bag them up; and send them to Mr. Fecal Fetish there. In a seperate envelope (and a day or two later), I would send Mr. Fecal Fetish a Polaroid photograph of the homeless person so they can see who they've been snuggling, sniffing, and masturbating to for the past two days.

Did I mention that the sex of the homeless person doesn't matter? Male...female...doesn't matter. A guy like this might consider a woman who wears men's tighty whities (or gray and dingies) sexy.

Take the money that you get from this perv, and go buy yourself some great new shoes, and smile every time you wear them!


rm_babyboomer26 66M
898 posts
8/24/2006 8:00 pm

    Quoting aries_flames:
    Know what I would do? I'd go up to a homeless person; offer them an entire package of fresh, clean, brand-new underwear in trade for the grungy ones they are wearing; bag them up; and send them to Mr. Fecal Fetish there. In a seperate envelope (and a day or two later), I would send Mr. Fecal Fetish a Polaroid photograph of the homeless person so they can see who they've been snuggling, sniffing, and masturbating to for the past two days.

    Did I mention that the sex of the homeless person doesn't matter? Male...female...doesn't matter. A guy like this might consider a woman who wears men's tighty whities (or gray and dingies) sexy.

    Take the money that you get from this perv, and go buy yourself some great new shoes, and smile every time you wear them!
That's just SICK! I think I love you.

Boomer


Supervy_Sage 50M

8/24/2006 8:07 pm

Hey, you should send them, but first rub some dog pooh all over the inside back, and maybe pee in them. Make him really wonder if that is a very good idea. Send him a pair of those Giant Granny ones too.
haha

The Super Pervy Sage


docdirk 47M

8/24/2006 8:22 pm

So, I guess I shouldn't beg for your socks???

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


HotTXpussy4U replies on 8/24/2006 8:29 pm:
I'll start saving my holey ones - Just for YOU!! Just let me know when you are ready for them. {=}

HotTXpussy4U 48F

8/24/2006 8:31 pm

I just love all these ideas.... ya'll are cracking me up!!!!!! But as I do so many times in a day, I just hit DELETE.

But, man - what a sicko!!!


ZZ_Todd 59M

8/24/2006 9:44 pm

Way to go! And if that don't work, just tell them ZZ_Todd really doesn't like being "pissed off"


rm_sturgeon1964 52M
59 posts
8/25/2006 7:39 am

wow what a hoot aries you rock especially the send em a day or 2 later photo haha you folks keeping me laughing hard Richie


rm_Icewomin 46F
610 posts
8/25/2006 7:40 am

how come i never get these emails? i'm jealous!

i'd send them my panties...it'd give me somewhere to dispose of my less favored pairs, making room in my drawer for new panties.

must be something about my profile that makes people reluctant to send me emails like this...i've never gotten even one. instead they send them to you, which totally grosses you out.


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