Every Toy Has It's Place.....  

HotTXpussy4U 48F
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4/24/2006 12:11 pm

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Every Toy Has It's Place.....

I was over visiting [blog mzhunyhole]...and she was talking about all the stuff in her drawers - -- and was she ready to have people go through them IF something was to happen.

After I stopped laughing myself silly....I couldn't help but blog about my own drawers.

I swear, each night before I go to sleep..I think about all the "unmentionables" in my drawers. And what would my family truly think of me if they had to pack it all up..should something happen. Needless to say, I couldn't be horrified at their discovery..since I wouldn't be around. But I wouldn't want them to think less of me.

As I write this I recall an incident when we were moving me about 5 years ago. The whole family had showed up to get me moved. I do love my family. And the night before I had put all my toys in a box and put a big X on it and the words "If you are not KIM, do not open". I figured if they had the nerve after that - - well, it was their own fault. So the move is going nicely (as a move can go)....the men went to the bedroom to start to dismantle the bed. Of course I followed them in there shortly after - - just in the nick of time for them to lift up my mattress.

OMG - - To my HORROR - - - another box of toys..right there - - - My Brother bust out laughing...my Stepdad barely had to time see me make a mad dash...and my Grandfather - - Well, TG his eyesight is not what it use to be. I scooped up the box and ran into the bathroom. Calling out for mom to bring me tape. FAST!!! Of course she wanted to know what all the fuss was about (you could still hear my brother in there laughing)... to which my reply to her was "Don't Ask and I won't tell".

From that point on.. I've been very careful as to where I put my private collection. Uh, in the side drawer(s) next to the bed...like everyone else!!!! But I do still lie there awake...wondering what they would think of me if I weren't there to box up my toys.

Maybe I need to get me a cedar chest...with a lock and key. But wouldn't that make for some not so "spur of the moment" moments...??

I think I will keep taking my chances..... Mom did notice the other day my newly purchased batteries and in all sizes. She asked what did I need them all for.

Well DUH!!!!


docdirk 47M

4/24/2006 9:20 pm

That's too funny! Must make the family Holiday dinners interesting, the threatening to reveal the contents of the box, the returned threat to kill! LOL!!

We had to move my bed about a year ago when the waterheater blew and flooded the floor. The worst thing that appeared as an AWOL used condom found by my stepfather. My mother was in the next room. I was just relieved to find it. I had wondered just where it might have gotten lost!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

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