A koala is sitting up a gum tree ...  

HotTXpussy4U 48F
2177 posts
6/24/2006 2:02 pm

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7/14/2006 6:51 pm

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ...

smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much

water did you drink?!!"

SeventySeven008 61M
8 posts
6/24/2006 3:48 pm

Haaaaa!!..Great Stuff..!!
I just wanted to add my admiration for a Great Cleavage...!!!!!
{ D R O O O O O O L }

~ J

HotTXpussy4U replies on 6/25/2006 11:08 am:
Glad I could bring a smile... and if you want to talk about "drooling"....oh my - - very nice pic sweetie. {=}

2943 posts
6/24/2006 3:49 pm

Lol...where is this tree and how do I find it??

That's funny!



HotTXpussy4U replies on 6/25/2006 11:09 am:
I looked out in my yard - - no damn tree like this one!! Guess I will just keep searching - - seems everything good is Down Under...LOL

florallei 99F

6/24/2006 4:04 pm

....like those expandable sponges....LOL...TY


HotTXpussy4U replies on 6/24/2006 5:02 pm:
EXACTLY!!!!! Happy I could bring a smile to your face

want2cumontits 46M
41 posts
6/24/2006 6:08 pm

that was very funny

rm_babyboomer26 66M
898 posts
6/25/2006 5:57 pm

ROFLMAO. We have a few of those lizards here in Florida.

HotTXpussy4U 48F

6/26/2006 7:50 pm

I'm so happy I could post something to make so many people laugh out loud.

And even more happy not to receive any emails asking me to explain it!!!!


soyencantadora 49F
26 posts
6/27/2006 1:42 pm

LOL.... this is very cute, wish I had a tree with a friendly man in it too but I'd be holdin on to his DICK just incase I slipped.

HotTXpussy4U replies on 6/27/2006 4:50 pm:
I think there are a few pics on here that "appear" to be long enough - so you could just shimmy on down them so you don't get hurt. LOL

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