XXX Holiday Carol by DICKens  

HotLilSouthAngel 47F
232 posts
11/20/2005 4:51 pm

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XXX Holiday Carol by DICKens

"What the DICKens, BahHUMPbug", declared Ms. SROGGIN' Scrooge to her newphew Bob CROTCHit. "Dont ask for more earnings again. Tiny Tits, (CROTCHits daughter)doesnt need a boob job". SCROGGIN' was a stingy gal. She worked hard and spent little. Holidays were not important to SCROGGIN' neither were someone elses large Tits. CROTCHit left and went home to face his TITless daughter.

SCROGGIN' awoke in the middle of the night to find the ghost of Holidays Past. Frigthened at first Ms. Scroggin' was led to view all past sexual escapades. The smell of innocence was in the air. She saw the firmly planted foot of a young inexperienced girl, breathing so hard the car windows were fogged. The car rocked from the passion of two young tender lovers learning what their desires needed for fulfillment. As SCROGGIN' viewed the past she witnessed once again all bad sexual experiences and was reminded of the discoveries already unfolded to her. The touches, moves, looks of an overly sex filled lady and what it took to help satisfy that appetite.

SCROGGIN' found herself back in her king sized bed and began to slowly drift back into a slumber. Again, SCROGGIN' was awakened by the ghost of Holidays Present. Now this was a lonely journey. One in which t, there was more. The low sounds drifting from a television. In the background of the scene was the music from Skinimax. Now the body of a more seasoned lady lay writhing on the Egyptian cotton sheet. Hand roaming her body while the buzz of the beaver eater satisfied her for the moment. Her nipples erect and pert. Her belly ring glistening from the light of the television. Her skin so creamy and tan. Her hair lay over her shoulder, tossled from the erotic movements the toy was providing. A lonely scene.

Exhausted, SCROGGIN' found herself again in her room. Alone and tired from the nights events and viewings. The dawn was slowly approaching. She began to once again try to drift into her deep REM sleep. But it wasnt to be. Awakened again, SCROGGIN' found herself in front of the ghost of Holidays Future. Afraid of what SCROGGIN' wouldnt see, she hesitated but gradually began to follow the spirit. This was a pleasant journey. One in which she could see what was to CUM. SCROGGIN' saw a man, the one, tall, dark and handsome. He was pleasuring her in ways she had dreamt about. Enthralled with her body he continued to cause her back to arch, her hips to rise to him. All desires being satisified, all inhibitions lost. Their bodies rythmically dancing the horizontal mating tango and uniting as one. It was all she could imagine. He was intelligent, strong, willing to create the the perfect Utopia for her. He could debate past and present events. He read, knew current events, loved sports and wanted to spend time getting to know her. He had stamina, and most importantly had eyes for her only. He was interested in knowing what made her his specical partner, the person beneath the skin. Ecstatic, she couldnt wait for dawn. She had things to accomplish, a plan.

As SCROGGIN' awoke for the dawn of the coming future, she bounced out of bed. Excited and ready to be fulfilled, full of life. SCROGGIN' dressed and prepared to welcome the Holiday. She hurried to CRTOCHits and tapped on the door. Tiny Tits answered. Bubbling with joy, SCROGGIN' explained that she had purchased the double duo. The Mac daddy of all purchases. It was two augmentations for her and Tiny Tits. They soon would have D's to share with "The One". The man that would walk besider her and RISE to be an intimate part of her future. SCROGGIN' knew she was headed for blogville. An intricate are, full of complex individuals, all hoping to find fulfillment of some sort. She would enter enthusiastically. He would become her cabana boy. She was ready to allow her soft lips to greet the man of her dreams. The man that would travel the excursion of life with her and experience what so few would ever get the opportunity to experience.

Coming soon - The Tale of Two Titties

Keep it bent south,

HotLilSouthAngel


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/20/2005 6:30 pm

That was great Lil. Thanks for the smile tonight beautiful.

LOL, I haven't heard the word "scroggin" in a while.

I'm so happy to see your post mood is happy tonight. I hope it stays that way all this week.

I'm definitely looking forward to The Tale of Two Titties. Maybe it should be The Tail and Two Titties.

You're not planning on augmenting yours are you? I think they are already perfect just as they are.

Take care

Always,
Luke


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/22/2005 3:33 pm

Nooner was I sucking up? God, I probably was but can you blame me. I think you've been sucking up a little bit too. Who can resist an intelligent, confident, fun, passionate, beautiful, Southern girl. Plus she likes sports.

Dammit am I sucking up again? In my defense I'm just stating the obvious from reading her blog and profile. Now if I start agreeing with you that she has great legs then I'm probably sucking up.

That's okay it's a crime I don't mind being guilty of.

Hope yall have a great Turkey Day!

I'm struggling to not make any references to my favorite parts of the turkey. Must end comment before I start being bad.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/23/2005 5:46 am

Cool Angel's not around let's have a party while she's not watching.
Cyber drinks for everyone. Tell Bulging Boy to leave the farm animals at home if he comes.

Hey we can talk about her some more since she's not around. So you think me and Angel should have a thing. But what if it got really serious. Would her name become HotLil 69iner. Or would it be Angel 69iner ... hmmn I not sure that sounds right. Maybe she would want to hyphenate it and be HotLil 69iner-SouthAngel. Actually what's her middle name. I'm not sure this is going to work Nooner. This name thing is really confusing. Although it would fun to be know as the 69iner's.

Plus Lil's looking for someone fun, caring, honest, respectful, mature, understanding, experimental, and intellectual. I'm confused with the fun and mature part. I'm going to need some clarification on when to be mature and when to be fun. And the whole intellectual thing makes my head hurt. Maybe I can just be her cabana boy and I won't have to think too much.

I guess I'll just wait and see if she answers my latest email first. Friends sounds like a good way to go and maybe later I'll apply for the position of Lil's cabana boy.

Hmmn ... I think I'm ready for a second round of cyber drinks. Anyone else need a drink.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/25/2005 7:29 pm

Darn I was hoping some others would stop by and leave some comments. I was hoping for a little cyber drunken partying vibe. I guess everone is still out for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Oh well, I think I'll have another cyber drink and entertain myself telling a silly bar joke.

A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? You have to speak up!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."


Get it he's a little hoarse ... a little horse ... cause ya see a pony is a little horse and he said ... aw forget it ... hmmn maybe my jokes are why no one wants to party with me

In that cases I thinks I'll have another cyber drinkie


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/26/2005 10:46 pm

***Luke goes to check if there is a Sucking Up For Dummies book so he can maximize his sucking up abilities***


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


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