Have you ever been frog kissing?  

HotLilSouthAngel 48F
232 posts
11/16/2005 6:22 pm

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Have you ever been frog kissing?

Hi Everyone,

Have you ever been frog kissing? If you havent you dont know what you have been missing. (Once a song by Chet Akins) I assure you that if you have dated in many ways you have been frog kissing. Each relationship starts in its tadpole infancy. Complete with many tales(tails). Continuing as the relationship swims through infancy growing legs and starting to hip hop along. The parties involved developing into frogs. Sometimes beautiful in color but poisionous to the touch of ones soul. Othertimes you can see the warts on the frogs starting to develop. At this point you either remain in the Lily Pond Relationship or hop to the next pond. Should you determine that remaining is worth the warts that you encounter or the survive the poision, there is only once thing left to do..............kiss the frog. This is a big decision. It can be scary as you never know if the kiss will produce a prince or have no effect at all on the frog. Its risky. Worth the risk if you get your prince, the night and shining armour that we all envision. If not, it can be disappointing. Sometimes leading to what we call frog gigging in the south. If you dont know what frog gigging is.....you probably want to keep it that way.

Some things I know for sure:

Hip Hopping through life can be lonely
Kissing a frog is scary.
Touching a beautiful frog can be poisionous to the soul.
Frog gigging is fun.

And.......if a frog had wings, its butt wouldnt be so sore.


bear77344 60M
103 posts
11/16/2005 7:32 pm

Uh oh, with my luck I've been gigged and don't even know it.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/16/2005 7:50 pm

Well done Lil ... very creative

The only problem is that if I take the chance and kiss the frog and they turn into a prince I'm going to be very disappointed. I guess I better make sure I have a girl frog before I kiss it.

At least Hippity Hopping thru life isn't as lonely if you at least have close friends. Love is better though.

So if you have frogs with wings I guess there are frogs with devil horns. I guess you would call them horny toads.

Have you ever actually gone out gigging frogs in North Carolina. I did once in Miami but never in the Carolinas.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


zorgnot2 60M

11/16/2005 8:14 pm

Hip-hopping through life must be lonely.
To paraphrase Gibran: (lonliness) is the breaking of the shell that encloses understanding.
Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know (loneliness).
Kissing a frog is scary.
Paraphrase of Cleese: You don't jump straight to the clitoris! How about a kiss? And how about talking long and hard before any kiss...even if he begs? Frog as Kokopelli.
Touching a frog can be poisonous to the soul.
A latex glove and a lot of washing keep toxins from the hands and do you know where those lips have been?? Ewww! And that sticky tongue!
Frog gigging is fun.
Not for the frog.
Finally, if frogs had wings...insects of the air: beware! A phantom frog flies fast and firtively to feed it's face and further, to fulfill a fantasy foremost with foes and friends afield: freedom.


gnr8nrg 46M

11/17/2005 6:30 pm

Hi Angel, alright now I want to know what frog gigging is? I've heard of frog licking, but not gigging. What if I kissed the frog on it's glass ass? Hummm.


zorgnot2 60M

11/20/2005 1:49 pm

Frogs are good eatin'.
Snakes are good eatin'.
Crabs and Lobsters are good eatin'.
Insects are good eatin'.
All kids of critters and plants.
If we could eat all the good eatin' there was, a great deal of the world's stavation issues would be resolved...albeit temporarily until we let the population catch up with the new supply.
Plenty of reason we are in the state we're in as a species because of culturally imposed prejudice.
Then again...are we what we eat? (Insert sexual reference here:____)Ah-hahaha
But like John Prine said..."Killin' is killin', no matter what the reason for..."
And to quote Gibran again..."Would that you could live on the fragerance of the earth, and like an air plant be sustained by the light.
But since you must kill to eat, and rob the young of its mother's milk to quench your thirst, let it then be an act of worship,
And let your board stand an altar on which the pure and the innocent of forest and plain are sacrificed for that which is purer and still more innocent in many.
When you kill a beast say to him in your heart,
"By the same power that slays you, I to am slain; and I too shall be consumed.
For the law that delivered you into my hand shall deliver me into a mightier hand. "
Namaste.
Johnny


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