Er... testing?  

HolyLivingFuck 32F
24 posts
3/8/2005 12:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Er... testing?


Hmm, this bloody thing seems to be working again. Was anyone else out there having problems, or was that just me?

Item the first: I've noticed that I have better orgasms when I masterbate on a full bladder. Don't quite understand the physiology behind this, but find it intriguing. Although, I'm terrified to do it during sex, since peeing on someone is never sexy.

Item, the Sequel: I tried to underwear shop the other day. The only panties I could find in the style I like said "Princess" on them. Ew. It made me want to make some saying, "My Cunt is a Commoner". But I think I'm just far too classy for that. *wink*

Tri-item-virant: I got kicked out of a porn shop today! Went there to buy some high-quality vibrator (because, well, I've never owned one and I wanted to, erm, give it a whirl), and apparently I spent too long browsing and the proprieter hussled me right out. Does that make me an official pervert or what?

Item of no particular significance: I am utterly incapable of being coquettish. Cute I can only pull off in person, and that's only because I'm teensy and remind people of a leprechan.

6sinsation9 53M

3/9/2005 11:35 am

I got kicked out of a porn shop today! Went there to buy some high-quality vibrator (because, well, I've never owned one and I wanted to, erm, give it a whirl), and apparently I spent too long browsing and the proprieter hussled me right out. Does that make me an official pervert or what?

Congratulations! You are now, in fact, an Official Pervert!

Your new members kit is on the way, well, sort of, actually, it's in a box, by the dumpster, behind the porno shop - mind the broken glass, and uh, other stuff.

In the box is your "I'm an Official Pervert" raincoat (mind the stained bits), your "Official Pervert" secret decoder ring, pre-programmed with the phone numbers of all the least reliable local bail bondsmen, and of course, your "Official Pervert Identification Card", which you are obligated to flash (knew that was coming, didn't ya?) at every opportunity. Don't forget to leave your undies in the box, for uh, um, well, you're a pervert, you know ...

Welcome to the club.

By the way, guess guy's are plumbed differently; I find orgasms are far more difficult to achieve with a full bladder, (which has some obvious advantages, in my book.) When they do come, (so to speak), the seem a bit more intense as well - something to do with some internal irritation/stimulation, I'd guess. Um, do you wet yourself when masturbating? If not, don't see why it should happen during sex. Either way, I'd say go for it - from my point of view, there are far worse things in life than this, trust me ...

Cheers!


LexiMoonRae 32F

3/14/2005 5:06 pm

Hey Holy, it's Lexi, I wanted to let you know that I am very interested in you. Drop me a line at AdultFriendFinder


HolyLivingFuck 32F
5 posts
3/18/2005 4:12 am

Hi again Lexi. Damn but do I wish that this place sent me comment notifications. Unfortunately, I *can't* send you a line... as a poor student, I can't afford a paid account, so I don't have email privledges. If you're in the same boat, just comment here again and I'll give you my 'real' email address.


rm_ready4u0004 34F

4/8/2005 11:17 am

Hey Holy. I am interested in you. Since you don't have a premium account and neither do I, how can i get in touch with you?


ivorymoonrae 32F
2 posts
7/2/2005 10:15 pm

Hey Holy, saw your post while wondering aimlessly lost on a boring night. I am definately still interested if you aren't with anyone. Sorry it took so long to get back to you but my computer crashed and being slightly on the poor side myself I had to save for a new one!!!!


ivorymoonrae 32F
2 posts
7/2/2005 10:17 pm

Oops, also I guess I should mention that when my new computer hooked up it wouldn't let me use LexiMoonRae anymore so I canceled it and started ivorymoonrae, so I am the same girl, just with a new name!!


TheDante17603 36M

7/8/2005 11:28 am

Hey Holy, Ivory and Ready, I am interested in all three!! I have to say nice breasts to Ready and Holy, and a cute smile from Ivory! I just wanted to post and say nice blog Holy, and if any of you girls want to talk, I can give you all my real email and we can go from there.


rm_Gato17057 55M

7/11/2005 8:47 am

Cool blog...thanks for sharing. Please keep us up on your adventures


rm_ILNDTYM 39M

10/19/2005 5:57 am

hi holy,
i would be interested in you,..
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rm_bmcm 34M
1 post
10/28/2005 1:09 pm

beautiful picture holy I wish i had access to contact you post a question or blog or something ill be watching for u


looking4u696971 45M
1 post
1/30/2006 8:35 pm

hey holy lebanon guy interested in you contact me at looking4cgirl in the yahoo messenger


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